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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Lucky Jupiter "squares" foggy Neptune this week. Just when we think we've caught a lucky break, we simply get caught! The wilder we behave the wilder the consequences. Promise??

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams push a platonic relationship to a more intimate level but more than likely, your latest 'true love' may not mesh well with the rest of your gang. It can become an either/or for the next couple of weeks, baby. Can you make a choice?

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Minor professional gaffs blow up into massive explosions. As much as you yearn for a comforting shoulder, you may find a cold one. Poor queer dear. Shoulder your own troubles for a while or rub 'em away with the help of a powerful mentor.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Although pink Twins are usually raring to go go go, this may be a time of foggy thinking, detours and wasted energy. Be especially careful of shoddy efforts at work—you get away with absolutely nothing now. Gee, how about a vacation?

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs could be swept off their claws, intoxicated by that tall drink posing by the bar. Or maybe you unwrap that box of candy sitting next to you at the movies. But before you indulge your sweet tooth, set limits to your consumption. Don't overdo.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions may have trouble finding a compromising place in domestic disputes. Can't live with 'em? Can't live without 'em? Give and get your space. Even a deity can evolve into a troll overnight. Unless you don't believe in evolution... .

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Keep your pungent opinions to yourself this week. Your saucy crabapples will inevitably hit the mark and you will be fed a bowl of sour mush in return. Hungry, queer Virgin? You're not that hungry! Hold your tongue, or get a friend to do so.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Fun may prove to be far more expensive than first anticipated. Gay Libras pay through the nose for their assorted gay times. What can I say except burn the midnight oil at work until this passes. It may keep you out of trouble... or maybe not!

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are itching to move, remodel or push a bit of furniture around. You tend to go overboard in any home-related project. This is also not an opportune moment to get into heavy discussions with family. Wait before you bait.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your mind is awash with wilde ramblings that you're not afraid to announce to the world. Before your mumblings send you to the edge of social hell, contain yourself. Look inward by studying yoga, mediation or, dare I say, astrology.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are goaded to spend, spend, spend and forget about the proverbial rainy day. You only live once and when you finally run out of gas and cash, compadres will be there to fill you up. Uh... they will won't they... ?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are guaranteed to make a... ahem... memorable impression on those stuffed corporate shirts in the corner offices. It may not be the impression you had in mind. Perhaps you can make it work? Wear clean underwear just in case...

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Your best kept secret is Out! Out! Out! Good; global proportions are just your size now. But for every action there is an equal reaction. Don't get hit in the head as the pendulum swings back. Carefully assess your moves. Big IS better... or so they say.

( c ) 2006 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Cruise for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's book 'HerScopes: A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' gets you ready for the new year. Plan ahead before 2006 gets underfoot.

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