2006 enters with a bang. Err? I meant kaboom! A Grand Cross with Saturn ( problems ) , Mars ( actions ) , Jupiter ( expansion ) and Neptune ( delusions ) sets us careening on a highway with no guard rails. Keep your eyes on the road and pull into the nearest rest stop before you run out of gas.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rambos dream of the easy life full of extravagances and riches that they intend to share among their friends and lovers. Well, keep your day job. Somewhere there is a land where money is ripe for the picking. I haven't found it yet though.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls think early 2006 is the time to make their presence known at work, at home and in relationships. Pushy, pushy, baby. It may not get you the type of recognition that you expect or want. Instead of a fierce push, try a gentle prod. Oh yes!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) No sooner do you think of something to say than it is out of your mouth. Smack! 2006 is your era of the Big Mouth. ( This can make you rather popular in certain circles... ) Thank goodness gay Twins are known for their charm and good humor!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) 2006 brings romance, giddy fun, a host of pals and an assortment of freeloaders who come along for the jolly ride. Gay Crabs come out of their shells. Don't catch a monetary chill by spending more than you can afford. Split the checks this year.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your star rises to the top of the corporate heap in 2006. Will you climb each rung honestly or will you scramble up by pushing others off? Be proud but not dishonorable, Lion. Think about your public face while you scratch and claw behind the scene.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins feel like empty vessels just waiting to be filled with interesting, bits of information. 2006 is a great year to expand your knowledge. Can cleverness alone bring you to nirvana? Maybe not, but you will be the spark of the party circuit.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Balanced, diplomatic gay Libras can be especially headstrong in early 2006. Friends may not know what to make of all of this rant. Get a grip, take a deep breath and survey the course of events. Looking for love in all the wrong places? Lucky you.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Can proud Scorps find that ineffable balance between their ego, partner's needs, professional obligations and home interests? Maybe and maybe not. Giving up what you have always desired for the sake of someone else is new terrain. Uhhh very new....
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Glib gay Archers may sound surprisingly wise as 2006 gets underway. Stay close to home, apply pressure and don't chatter on about it. The more you espouse the more you expose. Brrrr. Just let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) No matter how awful an event may sound, you find a way to liven it up with all sorts of spicy company. And money is no object! A combination of all of this activity may get lovers in a snit but you have a mandate. Hey, whatever turns you on!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) There is something wilde and wonderful about you in 2006. Aqueerians impress the top tier. Good, because partners may be unimpressed. Go your own way if you must but those January nights can get pretty cold and lonely. Not in Maui though!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Wandering the great expanse seems like fun until you get lost in some faraway forest. Then it's a heck of a lot of work to undo what you have done, Guppie. Pack a boatload of breadcrumbs for the walk home. I hope you don't attract any pigeons en route.
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