Maurading Mars redirects this week, sending our great efforts in a different, more successful direction. We can do no wrong. Well most of us any way. But will you fool Santa... ?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams have been spendthrifts, squandering their wealth by following foolish tangents and on worthless trinkets. ( No names please! ) And yet it has been fun, hasn't it? Gain fiscal insights for the new year. Will you become well-endowed? Ho ho ho.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) No matter how much queer Bulls try to hide, the spotlight seeks them out. Good. Why not go with the flow and see where all this jolly activity takes you. Begin new projects now; enthusiasm alone makes even a lousy idea seem radiantly inspirational.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins empty out their closet with flourish. Sweep out the old and hearken in the true new lavender you in time for the new year. Increase your karma by volunteering for a good gay cause. And yes, you can be both naughty and nice.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Friends and large social groups provide the impetus for change and fun. Join in the holiday revelry and and hang your mistletoe all around town. I suspect you'll not only join in the festivities but will also be elected grand marshall... or is it merry elf?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your career suddenly shifts from reverse into high gear. Proud Lions like to play their politics according to their own rules. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose with this method. If you take calculated risks now, you rule the forest later. Grrrr.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins hanker to take a vacation to warmer climes. You are restless and itchy. Wherever you decide to scratch, plan carefully before embarking. It saves time, energy and money and all Virgos love that! Is that Santa in those speedos?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Is it getting hot in here? Gay Libras can unleash their animal magnetism in time to unwrap and show off their gifts. You attract a bevy of lovers. Choose carefully. You don't want to be just another sock hanging by the fireplace. Or do you?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps give partners everything they want and more this holiday season. Be generous and magnanimous. Remember the more you give the more you will ( eventually ) receive. That alone should be a tempting reason to be good.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Queer Archers conquer the workplace. Plot and plan your way out of a dreary job. 'Tis the season to be healthy. Mars inspires you to buff your bod in preparation for summer or for those intimate apres-ski evenings bobbing for rubber ducks in the hot tub.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) How much fun can pink Caps have? It depends on how much fun you feel you deserve. Don't sit home and wait for Santa to drop in. Kick up the rug at a pride dance or tap into your gay muse and create a masterpiece. Do hanging balls and tinsel count?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians demand change and improvement in their lives. Good. Set things queer with family. No matter what, listen to your inner voice and don't take 'no' for an answer. Compromise is not in the cards and life is too darn short.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Your speech packs a punch. Maybe it's time to get involved in a proactive community effort like planting trees or stoking political activism in the new year. Howdy neighbor; get involved! That's what we want for Christmas, Guppie.
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