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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2005-12-07

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Even the most patient of us comes to the end of our wick when retro Mars squares retro Saturn. Our actions lead to all sorts of trouble. Errr, is that advisable? Storm the barricades, comrades, but beware of drinking your own boiling oil.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You put the ram into rambunctious this week. Gay Rambos feel the need to fight for their ideals even to the point where it comes to blows and spills the party punch. Nothing is achieved by all this fuss. Make love not war for now, Mata Hari.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls make impressive first impressions. But you tend to bowl folks over with your ferocity. Why bother to try to impress those who are not worth impressing? Are you doing it for ego? Remember, you're the top ... at least on Tuesdays.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) No sooner do you think about what you want to say than you blurt it out. Pink Twins are usually diplomatic but now you speak from the heart no matter how much heartburn you have. My advice - Open mouth, extract foot, close mouth. Repeat.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Proud Crabs are often content to follow the crowd but now content yourself to watch from the sidelines. When the dust settles you will be the one who is ready, willing and able to do the mopping up.... or hire a nubile someone to do it for you.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your professional course could be skidding and the natural reaction is to steer into the curve. The powers-that-be are turning the vise. They think they can eat your lunch, proud Lion. Don't worry. Soon they will be just another item on your menu.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Escape is futile queer Virgin. Mars squares Saturn and upends all carefully constructed travel plans. Attend to relationships and save your exotic explorations for haunts closer to home. There are interesting diversions where you least expect them.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) I am not sure how things will play out this week between your friends and lovers. Balanced proud Libras may tip over and spill their good humor. Remain above it all as best as you can and wait a week. Then you can spread yourself thin all over town.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) All gay Scorps are put on notice: Curtail your career aspirations or risk harming your most important personal relationships. Whose going to love you when you hit rock bottom and are down and out? Not the boss... at least I don't think so.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) How quixotic must a gay Archer be to expect to escape from job obligations and not pay a price? No matter how hard you apply yourself, others benefit over you. But leaving the scene is not the answer. Tread water until next week. Watch them drown.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Forget your hang ups and let it all hang Out, pink Cap. What is the risk? Looking silly? This doesn't disturb other folks so why you. Mars and Saturn lead you into 'wilde' temptation. Will you take a taste or keep your nose pressed against the window?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Skirmishes with partners can reach a fevered pitch and accusations are lobbed back and forth. But don't upend your domestic situation based on a few stressful moments. Take down the phony air freshener and see what stinks, Aqueerius.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Drowning? Guppies are pretty agile when the water rushes in over their heads. Your good nature makes you the go to person who will not say no to any request. Your initial reaction may be to complain but nothing gets accomplished that way. Delegate.

( c ) 2005 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Stuff your stocking this year with Lichtenstein's book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians'.


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