Love is in the air or at least we think so as Venus bumps into shocking Pluto. It is a juicy burst of passion. Will it be everything our heart desires or another case of heartburn? Pack the pepto, pardner.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Too much time is wasted on planning without much action. Make a move, gay Ram. There are many opportunities to be plucked and plumbed. Yet there is so many stimuli that you may become overly stimulated and frazzled. This is a bad thing?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) What is it that makes queer Bulls so sexually sizzling now? You are rough, ready and itching for a good time. Scratch away! Before you bite off more than you can chew, be a bit discerning. Anything more than a mouthful is wasted... or so they say.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Unexpectedly, you become bored, smug and self-absorbed in relationships. The world will come to you, or so you think. And so, gay Twins may find that they are no longer satisfied with the status quo. That is this week. What about next week?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Your assorted projects suddenly go to deadline. Don't panic pink Crab— this is just a passing thunderstorm. If you can maintain your balance and good common sense, you find that not only is it timely, it is timeless. But watch those sweeping hands!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Fun takes on a 'wilde', zany energy that gains in velocity and intensity. Suddenly too much is just not enough and the usual routine just won't do. So plan your week with enough stimulation to keep you on your toes while not hitting the ceiling.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Expect a few domestic mishaps and out of control family altercations that reach the boiling point. Kabooms in every room. But this is good. Sometimes the tried and true is tired and blue. Get out of your funk, queer Virgo. And then what? Hmmm.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras find that their usual bon mots are lobbed with greater intensity. They hit their mark and leave rosy bruises. Thankfully folks see that you are not your usual diplomatic self and forgive. So speak Out while you have the soapbox.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The greedy green gremlins have you in their clutches and proud Scorps become economically obsessed. Why fight it? Indulge your expensive tastes for now. Too soon the fates reverse their fortunes and you go back to perusing the warehouse sales rack.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) If you have a few choice things to say you find an appreciative audience to hang on to each syllable. It is almost too easy to make headlines. Be prepared with a few sage sound bites. Errr, mouthy gay Sadge? Ouch. Better ask someone for sage advice.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Paranoia is simply having all the facts. It may surprise you to find that not all of it is in your head. There are hidden things - obstacles and opportunities - that come to light. Tackle each one as it comes. Come to think of it, isn't that your dating style?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are suddenly extremely popular as their presence is required all over town. Expand your orbit into new spheres. This may be one of your few chances to enter and impress the elite. Most of the time you invade and gouge.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) You pack extra oomph to get what you want, when you want and from who you want. Guppies usually fade into the corporate background hoping that someone will recognize their worth. Stop hoping and waiting. Gold is rising and the dross is worried. 'Bout time.
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