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Out in The Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2005-06-08

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Just when you thought that the chips were down and your time had run out, Jupiter redirects and magically comes to your rescue. Whoopie! All of a sudden things go your way in a very big way. Hmm, let's just see how big....

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams have found themselves butting heads rather than other parts with partners. Call a truce and kiss and make up now. Make love, not war, unless partners like it that way. Single Rams seek, find and make contact... if they really want to.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) While your job might really be stressful and a bit chaotic, queer Bulls will soon find that it is all for a good purpose and an even greater result. Reap rewards with a shovel and not a teaspoon. Too too soon you are shoved back into rat race. Watch your tail.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Various temptations vie for your attention and you try to satisfy them all. On one hand you can take low level ideas and catapult them into genius. On the other hand you may not know when enough is enough. Be a dish rag later. Bite the apple today.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Home projects finally get back on track with direct Jupiter. Once the dust has settled, don't content yourself to sit back and enjoy it alone. Gather buddies, family and assorted associates together and celebrate with a barn burner of a party. Oops!

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions turn up the volume and make more noise without offending or overwhelming others. Ideas will be better directed and more compelling. So ask for what you want and you may just get it. The real question is - is that what you really want?

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins become much more acquisitive and generous. You seek beauty, grace and opulence in anything you do. This is great if you are operating on the higher echelons of society. But will you find it in Walmart? Yes, in aisle three.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) You are sent into the stratosphere of popularity where you charm even the snarliest of snakes. Don't waste this fabulous energy on trifles. Waste it on monumental movements that have long lasting impact for us. Did the earth move for you?

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) As Jupiter redirects, scenarios become crystal clear and you plot a powerful strategic move that pays off. Are you seeking revenge or simple personal gain? Be aware of the karmic implications so that you don't reincarnate as a worm in your next life.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) There is a buzz going around about you, gay Archer. Your presence alone can make or break an event. Choose from a range of wonderful invitations with high profile crowds. How did that happen? Why ask why? Only ask the time and place.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) There is something brewing at work that may pay off for pink Caps. Your quiet sacrificing is recognized and rewarded. Buff up the corner office for a new occupant! Bring on the stock options and corporate jet. And when you wake from your dream... .

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians have global impact and should not limit themselves to short term, short sighted goals. Launch impactful and international projects. If you can't physically travel, cyber-travel. The most important thing is that you get Out there anyway you can.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) There is something special, sexy and intriguing about you now. Maybe it is your confidence or maybe your charm but you attract and reel in anyone you want. Spoil yourself silly. Munch on some chicken fingers in bed. Anyone we know, Guppie?

( c ) 2005 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's highly acclaimed book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' is celebrating its 5th birthday and 4th printing this year! Buy it and get the scoop on each sign.


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