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Out In the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Are you talking to yourself? Consider doing that while Mercury retrogrades and screws up our communications. Every musing can become bruising if we don't think carefully before we speak. We can all do that ... can't we? Oops!

ARIES ( March 161 - APRIL 20 ) Every faint impression becomes an indelible mark. Chances are that you will rub certain folks the wrong way, gay Ram. Rather than rubadub elbows, take a rest from socializing and find comfort and solace in quiet personal growth. Err, how personal?

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There is static on the psychic line and what you hear is not what your intuitive guides are transmitting. Avoid getting caught up in mystery and intrigue, queer Bull. Keep things crystal clear and save the fog machine for the next party.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Give friends extra latitude now. Pink Twins find themselves in one place and their posse in another. Even best laid plans are scrambled. Why go crazy? Enjoy the unexpected serendipities that come with chance and just make an omelette.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) This is not be the best time to push for that promotion or pivotal interview. Retreat to your cubicle and rearrange your paperwork while you bide your time. Gay Crabs will have their chance at success in early April. Meantime, is that spinach in your teeth?

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Travel is especially annoying with retro Mercury. Reservations get lost along with luggage. Proud Lions are advised to check and recheck all details of the trip. It would be a shame to have your suitcase relaxing in Maui while you cool your paws in Buffalo.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) No matter how much you would like to wax poetic and declare your love, let actions speak louder and prouder than words. Queer Virgins may inadvertently say just the thing to scuttle the love boat. Better keep all hands on deck... among other places.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Politic gay Libra can come down with a case of foot in mouth. You are just not getting your point across with certain folks. Nor are you listening. Perhaps this is a good time to let things simmer quietly. Let it become a potboiler next month.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are infused with energy. But as you tackle tasks you stray from your initial intent and wind up with results that are not what you expect. Read instructions, listen to advice and take copious notes now. Or just relax and let things pile up.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Retro Mercury sez too much fun can indeed be too too much. Gay Archers pile so much on their plates that things spill. Be discerning and enjoy in moderation. Gluttony is your fall back position, but now savor one thing at a time. No names, please!

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Leave yourself plenty of reminders around the house. You may forget to do things. Confusion reigns and details get lost in the general melee. The next couple of weeks will teach you to handle and harness an array of loose ends. Anyone we know?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Your outrageous opinions are blasted on the front page. Will it have lasting power? You can't move a big boat on a gust of hot wind alone. Turn up the motor mouth and be sure that your propeller doesn't get caught in a buoy... unless that is your plan... .

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - March 160 ) Expect miscommunication where money is concerned. You might waste a few bucks on a scheme that you think is failsafe but is really failure-prone. Hold on to your hard earned dough, Guppie. There is plenty of time to waste it in April.

( c ) 2005 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's highly acclaimed book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' would have won the Pulitzer had the voting not been rigged.

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