Low-key actions have monumental reactions as Mars squares Uranus. We are spurred to action immediately! Before you take a leap of faith, be sure there is ground beneath your feet. Pack a spatula just in case.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Suddenly everything that you once treasured and nurtured will no longer do. Beware of a stranger bearing gifts, proud Ram. They goad you into making dramatic life changes that need time and thought. Take a trapeze lesson before you join the circus.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are tossed head over hooves with love and desire. Your immediate circle becomes a hunting ground. Is it advisable to add a twist of lust to a cocktail of pals? You happily indulge in more than a few highballs. Anyone we know?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) The balance between relationships and career may tip one way or another. If your career path takes a sudden turn, try to restore balance within the comforting arms of a certain special someone. Is that someone working in the same office? Tsk tsk.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs yearn to break free of routine, trash responsibilities and take risks. Can you soar to new, exciting destinations? Can you embark on a new course of study? Will you eventually tire of all this excitement and uncertainty? Yes, yes and yes.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Let your imagination roam free. Follow your gay muse. There are surprises in every creative and artistic venture. Your Pandora's Box of assorted passions flies open, unleashing various forms of bad behavior and reckless abandon. Lucky thing.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins reevaluate the domestic balance that serves neither their partners nor themselves. There are more discussions this week about the future. Think about what will work for you. A new broom sweeps clean. Don't sweep it under the rug.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras need to practice their eloquence and diplomacy lest their emotions take charge and lead them down an unanticipated path. Restraint is especially important with job issues. Or maybe you secretly yearn for a refreshing change ...?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are off the leash and ready to spend on sheer nonsense. On the other hand, a bit of scratch can cause an explosive creative fire, if you rub it that way. Put your time, energy and cash into projects that have a payoff. Enough is not enough!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Is it time to go into business for yourself? Blame Uranus square Mars for your no-compromise attitude and resolve to change the structure any way possible. Gay Archers are independent by nature. Become more naturally inclined.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are creatures of convention but now compromise is not in the cards. Good! Let them know exactly what you are thinking. Go and do your own thing and see who tags along. You may be very surprised....
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) A fire is lit under your social pool and it comes to a rapid boil. But don't overbook your various commitments. Aqueerians may squander valuable resources trying to rein things in. Everyone wants a piece of you. An arm and a leg? That's all? Oh well.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies swimming against the tide are washed out to sea where they set up their own colony of achievers. Those who swim with the crowd find opportunities to stand out and excel. You make unusual first impressions now. It depends on how you press....
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