Special Guest:
Texas Resident
Jaquetta Jefferson
A British teen recently sailed around the world. What did you do at age 14?
I was somewhere being fast and grown.
– Jaquetta
Lived in Tennessee. – Pubert
Kissed lots of boys. – Peter
Won a science fair. – Andrew
Masturbated around the world. – Kirk
Perfected my masturbation technique: the
graysong grip 'n' glide ( TM ) . I'll be selling
eBooks on the technique at gripnglide.com .
There will not be a demo video posted on
YouTube. – graysong
Still discovering gay lingo. – Lenox
Wore parachute pants and perfected the
moonwalk. – Kathleen
Got myself kicked out of the house a handful
of times. – Amy
Played a gig at The Thirsty Whale. – Creaoke
Weirdest drink you've had or ever heard of
Blue MuthaF*cka. – Jaquetta
Grasshopper. – Pubert
Rainbow Brite Blowing Sunshine Up Your
Butt. – Kirk
Bloody Abortion Shot. – Peter
Cough syrup and Hawaiian Punch. – Andrew
The Bloody Wad. – graysong
The Butt-Plug. – Lenox
1-900-FUK ME-UP. – Creaoke
Red-Headed Slut. – Amy
Fuzzy Navel. – Kathleen
Favorite YouTube video
Midget Indian Dancing. – Jaquetta
Blow Monkeys' 'Digging Your Scene' ( '80s
music video ) . – Andrew
Anything with Charo! – Peter
Mentos+Diet Coke=Guy who pisses pants.
– Amy
Dick In A Box. – Lenox, Kirk
Evolution of Dance. – Kathleen
... then again, maybe there will be a demo
video—featuring THE HOFF! – graysong
Lawn chair catapult. – Creaoke
One thing you need to get rid of
The need to always be in control. – Jaquetta
Pre-conceived notions of romantic love. – Kirk
A bit of belly fat. – Creaoke
My comic book collection is huge! – Pubert
My mountains of crap in our home office.
– Amy
All the gay males in my life. – Lenox
Stress ( for sure! ) . – Kathleen
My love of Twinkies. – Peter
My day job. ( If gripnglide.com takes off. )
– graysong
That ugly jacket in the closet. – Andrew
Should Barack Obama run for President?
Hell, yes! He now knows that 'cocaine is lame.' Run on, brutha! – Jaquetta
Not right now. – Andrew
Why not?!?!. – Kathleen
That's really not for me to decide. It would be
cool to have shirtless pics of the prez
though. ( You know, to help out with the old
grip 'n' glide. ) – graysong
Most definitely! – Lenox
If the U.S. troops can find him I'll vote for
him. – Creaoke
Hell yes he should, but in 2012.– Amy
Yes, in 2012. First he needs to kick serious ass as a senator. – Kirk
Absolutely – Pubert
Not yet. – Peter