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Special Guest:

Texas Resident

Jaquetta Jefferson

A British teen recently sailed around the world. What did you do at age 14?

I was somewhere being fast and grown.

– Jaquetta

Lived in Tennessee. – Pubert

Kissed lots of boys. – Peter

Won a science fair. – Andrew

Masturbated around the world. – Kirk

Perfected my masturbation technique: the

graysong grip 'n' glide ( TM ) . I'll be selling

eBooks on the technique at .

There will not be a demo video posted on

YouTube. – graysong

Still discovering gay lingo. – Lenox

Wore parachute pants and perfected the

moonwalk. – Kathleen

Got myself kicked out of the house a handful

of times. – Amy

Played a gig at The Thirsty Whale. – Creaoke

Weirdest drink you've had or ever heard of

Blue MuthaF*cka. – Jaquetta

Grasshopper. – Pubert

Rainbow Brite Blowing Sunshine Up Your

Butt. – Kirk

Bloody Abortion Shot. – Peter

Cough syrup and Hawaiian Punch. – Andrew

The Bloody Wad. – graysong

The Butt-Plug. – Lenox

1-900-FUK ME-UP. – Creaoke

Red-Headed Slut. – Amy

Fuzzy Navel. – Kathleen

Favorite YouTube video

Midget Indian Dancing. – Jaquetta

Blow Monkeys' 'Digging Your Scene' ( '80s

music video ) . – Andrew

Anything with Charo! – Peter

Mentos+Diet Coke=Guy who pisses pants.

– Amy

Dick In A Box. – Lenox, Kirk

Evolution of Dance. – Kathleen

... then again, maybe there will be a demo

video—featuring THE HOFF! – graysong

Lawn chair catapult. – Creaoke

One thing you need to get rid of

The need to always be in control. – Jaquetta

Pre-conceived notions of romantic love. – Kirk

A bit of belly fat. – Creaoke

My comic book collection is huge! – Pubert

My mountains of crap in our home office.

– Amy

All the gay males in my life. – Lenox

Stress ( for sure! ) . – Kathleen

My love of Twinkies. – Peter

My day job. ( If takes off. )

– graysong

That ugly jacket in the closet. – Andrew

Should Barack Obama run for President?

Hell, yes! He now knows that 'cocaine is lame.' Run on, brutha! – Jaquetta

Not right now. – Andrew

Why not?!?!. – Kathleen

That's really not for me to decide. It would be

cool to have shirtless pics of the prez

though. ( You know, to help out with the old

grip 'n' glide. ) – graysong

Most definitely! – Lenox

If the U.S. troops can find him I'll vote for

him. – Creaoke

Hell yes he should, but in 2012.– Amy

Yes, in 2012. First he needs to kick serious ass as a senator. – Kirk

Absolutely – Pubert

Not yet. – Peter

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