Special Guest:
Center On Halsted's
Ian Bonner
If you had to, would you rather discuss your salary or love life with the general public?
Salary--poverty adds to my 'social worker
mystique.' – Ian
Might as well go with salary. The 'love life'
has been pretty public. – graysong
Love life. – Pubert, Andrew, Lisa, Creaoke
Love Life--talking about money is tacky.
– Kathleen
Love life--I like to brag about my lovely and
charming partner. – Amy
Well, I don't have much of either, so it's
virtually moot. – Kirk
"Home is where thE_______ is."
Valid in-state only, locally administered,
semi-binding, civil union certificate. – Ian
Porn. – Pubert
Sewing Machine. – Kirk
Redhead. – Lisa
Netflix. – Andrew
TiVo. – graysong
My head. – Creaoke
Yum-yum. – Amy
LOVE ( I know sappy, but true ) . – Kathleen
Largest number of people you've woken up next to ( in a bed )
One... Vaniiiiiilaaaaaaa! – Ian
2. – Andrew, Lisa, Creaoke, graysong
2--long, awkward teenage story. – Amy
3. – Kirk
4. – Pubert
Something about a frat house comes to mind.
– Kathleen
Last time you yelled at someone
Not sure when, but I am sure I was behind
the wheel. – Kirk
I don't yell. – Creaoke
Last night at a bar. – Pubert
Saturday--honking for more than five seconds
is unacceptable. – Ian
Last week at a good friend for doing
something hella stupid. – Amy
Yesterday. – Lisa
Last week ( not pretty ) . – Kathleen
1998ish. – graysong
Sunday at a health club. – Andrew
What should Donald Rumsfeld do next?
Broadway Musicals. – Ian
Go to a health club so I can yell at him.
– Andrew
Go hunting with Cheney. – Kathleen
Don an orange jumpsuit – Lisa
Have a farm—E I E I O. – Creaoke
Viagra commercials--it worked for Bob Dole,
right?– Amy
Blow up sand castles in his grandson's
sandbox. – Kirk
Time. – graysong
Who? – Pubert