Special Guest:
Local Cut-up
Mel Ferrand
First celebrity crush
Stevie Nicks & Joan Jett ( yes, at the same
time ) . – Mel
Tom Cruise--every time I heard that song
from Risky Business, I got a hard on! –
Pubert
Tony Danza. – Peter
G.I. Joe. – Andrew
Olivia Newton-John. – Lisa
Ricky Schroeder. – Kirk
Fleegle from The Banana Splits. – graysong
Justin Timberlake. – Lenox
Leif Garrett ( '70s hunk! ) . – Kathleen
Courtney Love circa 1994. – Amy
Adrienne Barbeau. – Creaoke
Provide one helpful fashion tip
Camel toes only look good in the sand. – Mel
Flaps over your jean pockets if you have no
butt like me. – Pubert
Tuxedo jackets and jeans = hot. – Kirk
Look in the mirror before you leave. – Lisa
Less is more--two rings per hand max! –
Peter
Flip-flops don't go everywhere! – Andrew
When adding a whimsical accessory, if you
think it will be 'cute', it won't. – graysong
Less accesories. – Lenox
Eye contact is a wonderful accessory. –
Creaoke
'Skinny' jeans aren't for everyone. – Amy
Lesbians and mullets--Just Say No! –
Kathleen
Favorite Madonna song
Lo Que Siente La Mujer ( What The Woman
Feels ) . – Mel
Nothing Really Matters. – Andrew
Material Girl. – Pubert
Like a Prayer. – Lisa
Vogue. – Peter
Ray of Light. – Lenox
Papa Don't Preach. – Kirk
Secret. – Kathleen
A Google query of 'graysong favorite
madonna song' did not match any
documents. – graysong
Take a Bow. – Creaoke
None, I have taste in music. – Amy
How often do you use Google?
Everyday. – Creaoke, Kirk, Pubert, Lisa, Amy,
Lenox, Kathleen, Peter, Andrew
What's that? – Mel
A Google query of 'graysong google usage'
returns five hits, none of which have the
answer. The Wikipedia is similarly useless.
– graysong
I'd rather take my chances with bagged spinach than...
...asparagus, yuck! – Mel
...have another Republican prez in 2008. –
Andrew
...driving in Chicago. – Lisa
...do drag. – Creaoke
...lick a raw chicken– Amy
...spagged binnach ( that would sound a lot
cooler if those were actually words ) . – Kirk
...sit through this play I watched this week! –
Pubert
...the food at a certain veggie restaurant in
town. – Peter
...I'm sure there's something clever to say
here but I'll leave it to graysong. –
Kathleen
...bagged pipes. – graysong