NightspotsMafia:
Picks o' the Week
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CHRIS MORDECAI, Northwestern University
smartest person you know
My mentor TK--he's abnormally smart. –
Lenox
Myself. – Chris
My best friend, Keri. – Andrew
My mom, of course. – Kathleen
My mom. And I'm not saying that because I
want to bring my laundry home... – Amy
Bill Ludwig. – Creaoke
This is where I'm supposed to say 'me,'
right? – graysong
Who doesn't need any more
plastic surgery?
Cher. – Pubert
Kenny 'The Gambler' Rogers. – Kirk
Priscilla Presley. – Andrew
Dolly Parton. – Chris
Dolly, Kenny, Priscilla, Michael, Joan. –
graysong
Joan Rivers – Lenox, Amy, Kathleen
Your "American Idol" audition song
Solid, Ashford & Simpson. – Andrew
Living La Vida Loca. – Pubert
It Ain't Over Til It's Over, Lenny Kravitz. –
Chris
Wannabe, Spice Girls. – Lenox
She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain ( and I mean 'coming!' ) . – Kathleen
Hand in Glove, The Smiths. – Amy
Kiss, Prince. – Kirk
Don't Want No Small-dicked Man. – graysong
Love of My Life, Queen. – Creaoke
How important is penis/breast size
On a scale of one to ten... – Kirk
It's all about shape, not size. – Creaoke
Very. – Pubert
A nipple on one end and a girl on the other. –
Chris
I don't care, as long as she's sane, smart and
employed. – Amy
Not really that important--never been a size
queen. – Lenox
HELLO! Have you seen my girlfriend? Badda
bing! – Kathleen
See previous question. – graysong
Not at all. – Andrew
High school was...
...tame compared to high school now. –
Andrew
...awesome ( it was the '80s, after all ) . –
Kathleen
...as a gay boy, one of the best times in my
life ( all boys Catholic school ) . – Lenox
...a big soap opera. – Amy
...dreadful. – Kirk
...pretty much a waste of 6 years. – graysong
...a bad dream. – Pubert
...23 years ago. – Creaoke