Would you ever want to be cloned?
Yes—to get all this work done... – Andrew
What?! Why should my genetic mishap be inflicted on someone else? – graysong
No. Creepy. – Kirk
No – Lisa
Why not? – Pubert
No because I annoy myself sometimes – Peter
For the sake of mankind, no. – Amy
I say yes but my other me says no. – Creaoke
Nope—there's more than enough of me to go around. – Cynthia
Dream job
Talk show host, but my current one's pretty cool – Andrew
Lottery winner – graysong
Acting in movies – Pubert
Editor of a fag rag – Kirk
Ryan Seacrest – Peter
Rock star – Creaoke
Pro wine taster – Amy
Dresser for Nicole Kidman – Lisa
Photog for a travel mag or exec director of a great non-profit – Cynthia
Sexiest item a person can wear
White T-shirt – Andrew
Drum major's uniform—that busby is H-O-T! – graysong
Necklace – Pubert
Matching bra and underwear – Lisa
Me – Kirk
A strap-on – Amy
Cologne – Peter
Cliché, but Catholic school girl uniform ( over the age of 18 of course ) – Creaoke
I'm a sucker for a good scent. – Cynthia
What you remember about your first kiss
I was five and it was in the back seat of a car. – Andrew
Wow. I don't remember my first kiss. How utterly depressing. – graysong
I cried. Why did I waste time with girls? – Pubert
It was a boy – Lisa
The steely drag of grandpa's beard – Kirk
Joan Jett and lots of tongue – Amy
It was awkward but fun – Peter
Her tongue felt like a pickle – Creaoke
Best TV cop/detective ever
I'll go with that bald, lollipop-sucking daddy Kojak. – graysong
Pepper Anderson ( Police Woman ) – Pubert
Lenny Brisco ( Law and Order ) – Lisa
MaryBeth Lacey ( Cagney and Lacey ) – Kirk
Dana Scully ( X-Files ) – Amy
Jessica Fletcher ( Murder, She Wrote ) – Peter
Hmm... Columbo or Baretta. That's a tough call. – Creaoke
Will you watch the Oscars?
Probably – Andrew
I always watch the gayest thing on, so unless it's competing with Ice Dancing, yes. – graysong
Yes, at Circuit's benefit – Pubert
Yes – Lisa
I'll be all over town ( Sidetrack, Touché ) – Kirk
Only if someone will pull an 'Isaac Mizrahi' and ask actors if the carpet matches the drapes – Amy
Absolutely – Peter
Most likely – Creaoke