Richard Knight, Jr.
Last museum you visited
The Museum of Coat Hangers on the Internet.
I don't get out much. – graysong
The Art Institute. – Peter
The Lincoln Museum. – Richard
Museum of Science and Industry. – Lisa
Museum of Modern Art. – Creaoke
Museum of Contemporary Art. – Andrew
Museum of Holography. – Kirk
My parents' house. – Amy
Worst restaurant experience
Waitress at Pauline's spilled water all over
me. – Andrew
The Monk Fish Incident. – graysong
McDonald's running out of McFlurries in summer. – Lisa
Found a large roach in my fried chicken box.
*shudder*. – Peter
Being kicked out of a certain Boys Town area
restaurant/bar because our friends kissed each other on the cheek. – Amy
My family almost getting arrested at the IHOP in Alabama. – Kirk
Working at one I've got too many stories. –
Should Crash have won the Best Picture Oscar?
No; A History of Violence should have. –
No. – Pubert, Richard, Lisa
Hells yeah! – Amy
Yes. – Peter
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Creaoke
"I'd give up 10 IQ points for..."
20 IQ points. – graysong, Creaoke
God, I would love to one-up graysong and
Creagh by saying 30 IQ points. But,
instead I defer to their cleverness. Kudos,
boys! – Kirk
10 inches. – Pubert
40 lbs. – Lisa
Bigger boobs. – Amy
A date with Anderson Cooper. – Peter
A cure for AIDS. – Richard
How many tattoos do you have?
Zero. – Andrew, Pubert, Peter, Richard
Zero... so far. – graysong, Amy
One. Right next to my Mr. Rourke in my display case. – Kirk
9. – Creaoke
Dolly Parton is...
...as down-home as you can get. – Andrew
...becoming a mannequin of her former self. – Creaoke
...approaching Joan Rivers Land. – graysong
...fabulous!. – Lisa
...working 9 to 5. – Pubert, Amy
...sounding better than ever. – Richard
...one of the most entertaining performers I've ever seen. – Peter