Special Guest:Founder/ED of New York's Ali Fortney Center Carl Siciliano
Something you could really use right now ( besides money )
A behavioral therapist for my two parrots. They have issues! – Carl
A boyfriend. – Pubert
A vacation. – Andrew
A boyfriend, already! – Kirk
[ sniff ] A hug? – graysong
A vacation and one more DJ. – Creaoke
Time and vacation. – Kathleen
For credit card companies to blow up and lose all their records. – Amy
A profession you find repulsive
Gun/Weapon manufacturer. – Carl
Garbage man. – Pubert
Personal injury attorney. – Kirk
Anything associated with All-American
Girl. – Andrew
Televangelist. – Amy
Military recruiter and entomologist. – Kathleen
Bull stimulator. – Creaoke
Would you rather have Martha Stewart, Dr. Phil or Bob Vila as your personal assistant?
Martha--I owe her. She hired one of my kids. – Carl
Martha. – Pubert
Bob Vila because he's useful. – Amy
Bob Vila--I couldn't put up with either of the others for more than 5 minutes. – graysong
Bob Vila--he seems least annoying. – Kirk
Martha, no doubt. – Andrew
Bob Vila for sure! – Kathleen
Bob Vila. – Creaoke
Promote something few people know about
Alleviating the suffering of others keeps you young and sexy. – Carl
8 inches, bitches... oh, wait you said FEW people. – Kirk
Skinny Cow ice cream. – Pubert
www.associationofhorizon.org . – Creaoke
I'm too out of the loop to promote shit. – Amy
I need a new job. Someone hire me. – graysong
Seven Ten Restaurant in Hyde Park. – Kathleen
Jo-Ray House, Inc. ( www.jorayhouse.com ) --AIDS housing/services on the South Side. – Andrew
Is chivalry dead?
My better half, Raymond, is a true gentleman. – Carl
No, but it's in a coma. – Andrew
Not in my relationship. – Creaoke
It seems so. – Kathleen
It is for me. I'm not trying to get into some chick's pants. – graysong
I hope so. Being super nice is revolting and hard. – Amy
Not so long as straight men are tryin' to get laid. – Kirk
No. – Pubert