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Special Guest: Mayoral Liaison Bill Greaves
2007-07-25

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Best thing about Chicago's

lakefront

May through October, when the men take

their shirts off. – Bill

The beach. – Pubert

The sunrise. – Peter

The turbulent waters when it's stormy.

– Andrew

The sound of the lapping waves is very

relaxing on the beach. – Kirk

It's outdoors. – graysong

It's pure beauty. – Creaoke

Girls in bikinis. – Kathleen

Long walks on garbage, bacteria, used condoms and poop. – Amy

Worst thing about Chicago's lakefront

Bicyclists and bladers going 35 mph on the

running path. – Bill

The wind. – Pubert

The seagulls. – Peter

The foot traffic. – Andrew

Hairy men riding bikes in Speedos. – Amy

It's outdoors. – graysong

That I'm in a relationship at the lakefront

watching Girls in bikinis. – Kathleen

The crowds. – Creaoke

Real person who reminds you of a cartoon character

Prince Charles--he reminds me of Alfred E.

Neumann. – Bill

Flavor Flav. – Pubert

Bush looks like that MAD magazine character.

– Peter

Rosie = Porky the Pig. But at least she wears

pants. – Amy

President Bush reminds me of Elmer Fudd.

– Andrew

Myself. – Kathleen

Richard Daley, every time he speaks extemporaneously. – graysong

Frank Mendoza. – Creaoke

A hospital has developed a robot to examine patients. Would you let one examine you?

No way... unless it looks like George Clooney.

– Bill

As long as it didn't have cold fingers... or

prongs, or whatever robots have. – Kirk

Could be hot. – Pubert

Will it wash its hands? – Creaoke

It would make gynie appointments less

awkward, so yes. – Amy

I'm having visions of Demon Seed, so no.

– graysong

I don't 'do' hospitals. – Kathleen

That proctology exam could be interesting.

– Andrew

Was WMAQ-Channel 5 right in firing Amy Jacobson?

No matter what they say, it's all about that

tacky swimsuit. – Bill

Suspended? Yes. Fired? No. – Andrew

She tried a slick move and it backfired.

Adios. – Creaoke

ABSOLUTELY! – Kathleen

No, why should they have? Are journalists

suddenly supposed to have standards and

ethics again? – graysong

Yes, but I think it would have been different if

it was a male reporter. – Amy

Yes. She fucked up big. – Kirk

Who? – Pubert

Absolutely. – Peter


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