Human Rights Campaign's
In a cage match between Beyoncé, Celine, Madonna and Whitney, who would win?
Whitney then, Whitney now, Whitney forever.
Madonna. – Pubert
If allowed to drug herself up, Whitney.
Whitney would coke up and tear them all
apart with her teeth. – Kirk
Crack hos are tough. Gotta go with Whitney.
Beyoncé. – Creaoke
Madonna--she's survived glam rock, grunge,
and boy bands... she's invincible. – Robb
Whitney would kick some ASS! – Amy
No contest--Madonna. – Jennifer
"I don't know what I was thinking when I bought..."
...those size 28 jeans I knew I'd never fit in.
...a bad camera brand. – Pubert
...Capri pants. – Jennifer
...that crack from Whitney. – Andrew
...Nair. That is NOT a new and improved
formula. – Amy
...those lederhosen. – graysong
...that lie about 'the land of the free.'– Robb
...into all this. – Creaoke
Do you consider yourself to be spontaneous?
Without a doubt. – Brad
Yes. – Pubert
I'm too predictable. – Amy
Yes, in an anal retentive way. – Jennifer
Can you be lazy and spontaneous? – Robb
Good question. Let me think about it... – Kirk
Let me check my schedule. – Andrew, Creaoke
Give me a little time to think about that...
Worst summer job
I'm from Oklahoma, every summer job was
the worst. – Brad
Canvassing door-to-door for clean water in
a super-rich suburban neighborhood. They
weren't too receptive. – Kirk
Toys 'R' Us. – Jennifer
OpryLand in Tennessee. – Pubert
Babysitting a drunk's kids. – Amy
Every job I've had in the summer has been
the worst. – Robb
I've never had a 'summer' job. – Creaoke
Landscape maintenance on a golf course.
Working in a fabric factory. That lasted one
day. – Andrew
Ever encountered an animal out in the wild?
Only if you count the boys at Sidetrack as
'animals.' – Brad
A corn snake crawled right by me once.
Oh, the stories I could tell. – Jennifer
Yes. A black bear. – Creaoke
Squirrels are animals, right? – graysong
Yes, in the suburbs they have what you call 'trees,' 'grass' and 'wildlife.' – Amy
In the suburbs, I was drunk and a cow
chased me down the road. – Robb
Several squirrels and rabbits. – Kirk
Snakes--hate them! – Pubert