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Nightspots Mafia
2007-06-13

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Special Guest:

Human Rights Campaign's

Brad Luna

In a cage match between Beyoncé, Celine, Madonna and Whitney, who would win?

Whitney then, Whitney now, Whitney forever.

– Brad

Madonna. – Pubert

If allowed to drug herself up, Whitney.

– Andrew

Whitney would coke up and tear them all

apart with her teeth. – Kirk

Crack hos are tough. Gotta go with Whitney.

– graysong

Beyoncé. – Creaoke

Madonna--she's survived glam rock, grunge,

and boy bands... she's invincible. – Robb

Whitney would kick some ASS! – Amy

No contest--Madonna. – Jennifer

"I don't know what I was thinking when I bought..."

...those size 28 jeans I knew I'd never fit in.

– Brad

...a bad camera brand. – Pubert

...Capri pants. – Jennifer

...that crack from Whitney. – Andrew

...Nair. That is NOT a new and improved

formula. – Amy

...those lederhosen. – graysong

...that lie about 'the land of the free.'– Robb

...into all this. – Creaoke

Do you consider yourself to be spontaneous?

Without a doubt. – Brad

Yes. – Pubert

I'm too predictable. – Amy

Yes, in an anal retentive way. – Jennifer

Can you be lazy and spontaneous? – Robb

Good question. Let me think about it... – Kirk

Let me check my schedule. – Andrew, Creaoke

Give me a little time to think about that...

– graysong

Worst summer job

I'm from Oklahoma, every summer job was

the worst. – Brad

Canvassing door-to-door for clean water in

a super-rich suburban neighborhood. They

weren't too receptive. – Kirk

Toys 'R' Us. – Jennifer

OpryLand in Tennessee. – Pubert

Babysitting a drunk's kids. – Amy

Every job I've had in the summer has been

the worst. – Robb

I've never had a 'summer' job. – Creaoke

Landscape maintenance on a golf course.

– graysong

Working in a fabric factory. That lasted one

day. – Andrew

Ever encountered an animal out in the wild?

Only if you count the boys at Sidetrack as

'animals.' – Brad

A corn snake crawled right by me once.

– Andrew

Oh, the stories I could tell. – Jennifer

Yes. A black bear. – Creaoke

Squirrels are animals, right? – graysong

Yes, in the suburbs they have what you call 'trees,' 'grass' and 'wildlife.' – Amy

In the suburbs, I was drunk and a cow

chased me down the road. – Robb

Several squirrels and rabbits. – Kirk

Snakes--hate them! – Pubert


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