What hurts right now?
My legs. I've been increasing my amount of
running. – Wil
My back. – Pubert
My right knee. – Peter
My pride. – Andrew
My heart ( don't ask ) . – Kirk
My sense of indignation. 6 years of Bush has
caused me to pull it. – graysong
My quads are so sore. – Creaoke
My sunburn ( ah, vacation! ) . – Kathleen
My brain meats hurt. – Amy
My finger--arthritis ( ! ) , I think. – Jennifer
My wallet from the gas prices. – Lisa
I never leave home without my...
...cheery disposition, not that I actually ever
use it. – Wil
...iPod. – Pubert
...central nervous system. Well, there was
that one time in '02... – Kirk
...soft, supple skin. – Jennifer
...Burt's Bees Lip Balm. – Peter
...common sense. – Andrew
...lip gloss. – Amy
...sense of indignation ( even though it hurts ) .
I feel naked without it. – graysong
...moleskin notebook. – Lisa
...senses. – Kathleen
...cell phone. – Creaoke
Favorite TV theme song ( ever )
21 Jump Street: Johnny Depp backing up Holly
Robinson's lead vocals. – Wil
The Jeffersons. – Andrew, Kirk
Golden Girls. – Pubert, Peter
Laverne and Shirley. 'Hasenpfeffer
Incorporated!' – Amy
Casper the Friendly Ghost. – Jennifer
Happy Days. – Lisa
Reflections from China Beach. – Kathleen
Sleestaks rule! – graysong
Theme from S.W.A.T. – Creaoke
The longest you've been friends with someone
Three months past when we should have
parted ways. – Wil
My friend Andrew since 1988. – Kirk
33 years. – Jennifer
Since high school. – Pubert
21 YEARS! – Amy
24 years. – Lisa
38 years. – Creaoke
Over 15 years. – Peter
Friend? I'm sorry, that word has no meaning
anymore. MySpace has gutted it.– graysong
15 years. – Andrew
Should the United States have an official language?
Language is so overrated; only an official
insect can unite the country. – Wil
Yes--just to make communication a lot
simpler. – Andrew
Yes--Esperanto. – Jennifer
Yes--English. – Creaoke
Yes--Klingon. – Kathleen, graysong
Money's not a language? – Lisa
Pig Latin--I'm all for mass confusion. – Amy
Let's make it Urdu just to fuck with the
system. – Kirk
I dont see why we need one, so no. – Pubert
No. – Peter