Nightspots' Assistant Publisher
Would you let your partner keeps pictures of his/her ex?
Yes, but not in her wallet. – Terri
Of course they can! – Pubert
Yes. – Peter, Lisa
One, yes--but not a collage. – Andrew
Of course, he's let me keep the clavicles of
mine. – graysong
Yes, with the face cut out. – Kathleen
Of course. I don't play the 'jealous freak'
game. – Amy
Sure. – Creaoke
Yes. I though only straight girls cared about
that kinda shit. – Kirk
Absolutely not! Why would he need to look at
his ex ever again? – Lenox
What TV show ended far too soon?
Sex and the City. – Terri, Lenox
Carol Burnett Show. – Pubert
Arrested Development. – Kirk, Creaoke
The West Wing. – Lisa
Popular from the original WB. – Peter
Mr. Belvedere. – Andrew
Firefly. – graysong
Oz. – Amy
China Beach. – Kathleen
What TV show couldn\'t have ended soon enough?
700 club. Is it still on? – Terri
Seinfeld. – Andrew
Facts of Life. – Pubert
Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire? – Peter
Any reality show that has met its fate. – Amy
Will & Grace. – Lenox
According to Jim. – Kirk
My Super Sweet Sixteen. – Kathleen
That Britney/K-Fed reality nightmare. –
Small Wonder. – Creaoke
What\'s your take on pet psychologists?
We need one here. – Terri
A fool and his money... – Kirk
I'll ask fluffy and get back to you on that. –
Weird. – Pubert
Why don't you donate that extra cash you
have and leave your damn crazy dog alone.
Fine if they can predict the lotto. – Lisa
I think it's another meaningless profession.
Couldn't hurt right? Pet psychics are the odd
ones. – Kathleen
Hippies, the lot of 'em! – Peter
The same as psychics, mystics, weathermen,
and gay republicans. – graysong
A cat in therapy? Please! – Andrew
...makes no sense. Sounds like 'Cubs are World Champions!' – Terri
...are raunchy little buggers. – Andrew
...confuse me. – Kathleen
...good luck. – Lisa
...are oxymorons. – Lenox
...are equal to Clinton's 'Don't ask don't
tell.' – Creaoke
...are all bottoms. Big nelly bottoms. – Kirk
...I don't believe a word that comes out of
their weasley, Uncle Bruce mouths.
...I know some in Tennessee. – Pubert
...should dress better. – Peter