Special Guest:
Raconteur
Stephen Rader
Best pick-up spot
U-Haul. – Stephen
If I told you then everyone would go there... –
Pubert
$1 drink night @ Spin @ 1:45 a.m. – Peter
Roscoe's. – Andrew
Craigslist. – Kirk
The knob on the trailer hitch. – graysong
Borders on State Street. – Lenox
Chix Mix Party of course! – Kathleen
Bookstores, because you can shop girls by
genre. – Amy
CREAOKE nights seem to work for a lot of
people. – Creaoke
Favorite accessory
Pepper spray. – Stephen
Bracelet. – Pubert
Calculator. – Kirk
Burt's Bees Lip Balm. – Peter
A man with whom I have some chemistry. –
Andrew
Cowboy hat. – graysong
Rings ( i.e., cock rings, ringtones, etc. ) . –
Lenox
Watch. – Creaoke
Leather studded belt. – Amy
Watches... lots of watches. – Kathleen
What do you make of the Oprah lesbian rumors?
I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl...
– Stephen
I think she's just asexual. – Andrew
All true. – Pubert
Oprah likes men. Case closed. – Peter
Bitch, please. Those girls aren't gay, but it
would be fab to have Oprah on our team. –
Amy
Her and Gayle are bisexual, not lesbians... it's
all in the wordage. – Lenox
Girrrrrl, they are not rumors. – Kathleen
You mean the one where she's trying to break
Paris Hilton's celibacy vow?. – graysong
Mmffmmmffmmmfmmmf... What's that
Gayle? – Creaoke
any mechanical aptitude?
I got it in there, didn't I? – Stephen
Just call me Mr. Fixit. – Kirk
k;kweq [ ] -021 ] ugh damn computer keys. It's
great. – Creaoke
Excuse me? – Pubert
Enough to barely function. – Amy
Nonexistent... I don't know nothing about
machines, tools, and equipment. – Lenox
My mechanicalwhoosiewhatsy? – Kathleen
Quite high actually. That's the only thing
butch about me. – Peter
Pretty high for a homo. – graysong
Let's just say I know my way around Ace
Hardware. – Andrew
This summer in Chicago...
...makes last summer in Chicago seem SO
last year! – Stephen
...was hot and fast, just like my high school
sweetheart. – Andrew
...has been a wild ride! – Kathleen
...has been hot... too hot!! – Lenox
...is better than last winter in Chicago. –
Creaoke
...fun as hell if you like to sweat. – Amy
...has worn me out. – Kirk
...is getting better now that rodeo is near. –
graysong
...was hit or miss. – Pubert
...I have seen more naked men than ever
before. – Peter