one trashy celebrity
Courtney Love. – Pubert
RuPaul. – Peter
Paris Hilton. – Andrew, Lisa, Amy
Oscar the Grouch. – Kirk
Angelina the Homewrecker. – graysong
Britney Spears. – Lenox, Kathleen
one classy celebrity
Audrey Hepburn. – Pubert
Catherine Keener. – Kirk
Susan Sarandon. – Lisa
Sidney Poitier. – Andrew
Angelina the Humanitarian. – graysong
Reese Witherspoon. – Lenox
Kathy Najimy. – Amy
Jodie Foster. – Kathleen
Superman is your personal valet for a day. What's the first thing you ask him to do?
To not be faster than a speeding bullet ( heh,
heh ) . – Andrew
Take me for a ride. – Pubert
Pick Robin up wherever she is and fly to Ireland. – Lisa
Take off his costume. – Peter
Go horseback riding with me. Too soon? –
Amy
Take me in the sky to have sex... sky sex! –
Lenox
Swallow. – Kirk
Fly me to Hawaii. – Kathleen
I can't answer this without ending up on yet
another NSA watch list. – graysong
helpful dating tip
Never ask Superman to swallow. – Kirk
Be honest. – Pubert
Focus on them... no looking around the room.
– Lisa
Do NOT call her by the wrong name when you
first introduce her to your friends ( sorry
Laurie! ) – Amy
Don't see a movie on the first date! – Lenox
Always compliment her eyes before ripping
( oops, I meant taking ) off the bra –
Kathleen
People who eat fast are bad in bed. Date the
slow eaters. – Peter
Lie. – graysong
Don't start off with 'How big are you?'. –
Andrew
When i get REALLY stressed, i...
...walk it off. – Andrew
...get a headache ( always ) . – Kathleen
...workout ( naked ) or nap ( naked ) . – Lisa
...masturbate. – Lenox
...act like a monster bitch. – Amy
...ask Superman to swallow.. – Kirk
...REALLY STRESSED is my normal state. –
graysong
...can't talk to people and I need to focus. –
Pubert
...take a long hot bubble bath. – Peter