Special Guest:
TPAN's Keith Green
Favorite Video Game Ever
Resident Evil – Andrew
Tank Commander – Creaoke
Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal – graysong
Centipede – Pubert
Super Mario World 2 - Yoshi's Island – Kirk
Cardinal Sin ( I think I just loved the name! ) – Keith
Galaga – Lisa
Grand Theft Auto Vice City. I loves my guns n' hos. – Amy
Most unforgettable voice in music ( for better or worse )
Aretha Franklin – Andrew
Tom Waite – Creaoke
Florence Foster Jenkins – graysong
Cher – Pubert
Ani DiFranco ( I'm sorry. I thought that read 'unforgiveable.' ) – Kirk
Mariah Carey – Keith
Karen Carpenter – Lisa
Papa, can you hear me? – Amy
Your Life story would be titled 'Memoirs of a ( n ) _________'
Vicarious Ho – Andrew
Stone Turner – Creaoke
Another Person Who'll Fabricate His Past to Make It Interesting, But Who Won't Be Fortunate Enough to Have Oprah Kiss His Ass and Make Him Fabulously Wealthy – graysong
Nunn – Pubert
Real Good Writer– Kirk
Closet Freak – Keith
Lover of Redheads – Lisa
Typical 20-Something Suburban White Dyke. I can see the Lifetime made-for-TV movie now... – Amy
Favorite person Named tom, dick or harry
Harry Hamlin – Andrew
Dirty Harry. Never want a dirty Tom or Dick – Creaoke
Harry Reams – graysong
Tommy, my imaginary friend when I was little ( read about it in my memoirs... ) – Pubert
Harry Chapin – Kirk
Harry Potter – Keith
My dick joke sense is tingling... – Amy
Add your own twist: If I had a hammer, I'd ______________
attack Dick Cheney – Andrew
finally hang that picture I bought – Creaoke
write a bad folk song – graysong
bang all day! – Pubert
love it and kiss it and call it George – Kirk
bash the life out of racism – Keith
hammer on the White House – Lisa
Pick up chicks at Home Depot in the evening – Amy
Brad Pitt is...
fine, but twisted. – Andrew
awesome as Early in Kalifornia and even better as Tyler Durdin in Fight Club. – Creaoke
[ yawn ] – graysong
overrated; should have quit with Thelma and Louise. – Pubert
D-licious. – Kirk
annoyingly whiny. – Lisa
Pokin' my dream woman, that bastard. – Amy