BIGGEST HYPE OF '04
Britney's Wedding Tour – Kirk
Janet Jackson's sagging boobie – Dan
Anything connected with these teen singer/actress wrecks – Andrew
Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ – graysong
Republicans – Joan
Paris Hilton – Lisa
BIGGEST ORGASM-INDUCING MOMENT OF '04
Bare-assed Jesse Metcalf on Desperate Housewives – Kirk
The lovely gymnasty Hamm brothers! – Dan
The unveiling of Nicholas Gonzalez on The O.C. – Andrew
The Janet Jackson Super Bowl Breastravaganza – graysong
Jesse Metcalf shirtless on Desperate Housewives – Peter
The introduction of the Bentley GT – Joan
Robin directing me – Lisa
BEST NEW PRODUCT OF '04
"Pot" — It just keeps getting stronger all the time! – Dan
Mini-iPod – Andrew
Sphincterine – graysong
Cottonelle Fresh Rollwipes – Peter
Ganja candy – Joan
Bryce Howard – Lisa
BEST MOVIE OF '04
Kinsey – Kirk
The Incredibles – Dan
Hero – Andrew
Shaun of the Dead – graysong
Kill Bill Vol. 2 – Peter
Butterfly Effect – Joan
The Village – Lisa
BEST SONG OF '04
"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet – Kirk
"I'm Just a Plastic Tool Of a Corporate Controlled World" by Britney Spears – Dan
"I Don't Wanna Know" by Mario Winans – Andrew
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson – graysong
"Boogie" by The Brand New Heavies – Peter
"Holidae In" by Chingy – Joan
"Soldier" by Destiny's Child – Lisa
MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE OF '04
Turning 30 – Kirk
Dick Clark is human after all! – Dan
That date who became one of my best friends – Andrew
Canadian immigration is a relatively simple process – graysong
I was on Check Please – Peter
That everybody else hates Donald Rumsfeld too – Joan
Buying a house – Lisa