Best Thing About Near Zero Weather
Calling in 'sick' – Jim
If you have an Eskimo fetish, enjoy the good times! – Dave
Walt Disney gets to go for a walk. – Dan
People cover up unslightly parts. – Andrew
Curling up with a man – Peter
Hot chocolate – Kirk
Lots of time in bed – Lisa
Worst Thing About Near Zero Weather
Frozen snot – Jim
Trying to avoid getting frostbite on 'sensitive' areas of the body while cruising 'walking through' the forest preserves. – Dave
No one picks up their dog poop! – Dan
People cover up lovely parts. – Andrew
Frozen eyelashes – Peter
Everything other than hot chocolate – Kirk
Other drivers – Lisa
Best Warm-Me-Up
Fire – Jim
Brad Paisley – Dave
A nice hot bath – Dan
A live body -- not that I've been with a dead one. – Andrew
My favorite bartender Todd – Peter
Hot, hot butt sex – Kirk
Hot Chocolate w/Whipped Cream and Robin – Lisa
Most Ridiculous-looking Winter Garment
Lisa Tomato's hat – Jim
Those deerskin bomber hats with rabbit fur lining and the long flaps to cover the ears, that would be just ever so stylish in Canada or the U.P., eh? – Dave
Surgical masks – Dan
Those court jester hats. – Andrew
Those fur ring hats women wear – Peter
Rainbow toe socks – Kirk
The comeback of leggings – Lisa
Last Movie Seen
Sideways – Jim
Hardrock, Coco and Joe – Dave
Unforgivable Blackness – Dan
Freaks – Andrew
Twilight Samurai – Peter
Run Lola Run – Kirk
Oceans 12 – Lisa
Best Kept Secret
Jesus & Mary Magdalene were married – Jim
I have a thing for country music cutie Brad Paisley – Dave
There are no grown-ups – Dan
What's holding Trump's hair together? – Andrew
The sushi at New Japan in Evanston – Peter
Any answer would nullify itself ( but I'm sure that was the intent ) – Kirk
I'm a lesbian – Lisa
Shameless plug
Feb 5th --- www.fleshhungrydogs.com – Jim
Thanks, Walter E. Smithe, for putting out that DVD with Suzy Snowflake and Hardrock, Coco and Joe on it. – Dave
Buy something from an artist! – Dan
Coffee Expressions ( Oak & Clark ) – Andrew
The Friday night shower contest at Spin – Peter