Shortest lived new year's resolution
To stop swearing at stupid drivers – Dan
To not pick on Paris Hilton – Andrew
To be nicer – Peter
To start working out to get rid of the holiday fat– graysong
To not get my boots licked – Creagh
Hottest Underwear
Whatever Ryan Reynolds has on ( if any at all ) – Kirk
Whatever Brendan Fraser is wearing – Dan
Whatever Jim Bennett is wearing – Jim
Anything made of silk – Andrew
Boxer briefs – Peter, Creagh
Red flannel union suits ( the kind with the easy access flap in the back ) can be pretty toasty – graysong
most inexplicable grammy nominee
The George Bush Broadway Album – Dan
Hillary Clinton. How can she have more nominations than George Clinton? – Andrew
Britney for Toxic – Peter
Kelis – Creagh
MOST OVERRATED ACTOR
Denzel Washington – Dan
Mel Gibson – Jim
Nicholas Cage – Peter
Colin Farrell – Creagh
Robert DeNiro, he takes any script thrown at him nowadays – graysong
GAY ICON I CAN LIVE WITHOUT
Celine Dion – Kirk
Richard Simmons – Dan
Queer Eyes – Jim
Liza! – Andrew
RuPaul – Peter
Rosie O'Donell – Creagh
Tom Crui... ummm Barbra. Definitely Barbra– graysong
SHAMELESS PLUG
See me read my column weekly at Heartland Café on Wednesdays! – Kirk
Bonfiglio art show at Gerber Hart Library ends Jan 30! – Dan
Gay Games Benefit, February 5th, The Underground – Jim
Berlin's Prince Nation Night on Jan. 30 – Andrew
Creaoke ad is on page 11 – Creagh