FUNKY GIRL BABE OF THE WEEK
Katie Holmes who plays April in the movie Pieces of April. – Sukie
Comedian Kathy Griffin. – Gregg
Sophia Loren in 'Ready to Wear.'–Don
D.J. Cotrona, from that new Fox show 'Skin.' – Andrew
DVD OF THE WEEK
'The Office: The Complete First Season.' – Sukie
'D.O.C. (Drunk on Cum) Parts One and Two.' – Rick
'Russ Meyer's 'Up!' Any movie that has Adolf Hitler getting bufu'ed by a pilgrim is my kinda flick.'– graysong
'Young Frankenstein.' – Don
'Laurel Canyon'– Jennifer
NOISE OF THE WEEK
'Dangerous Liaisons' by Johnny Dangerous. – Guru Tantric Rapture
'California Uber Alles' by Dead Kennedys. – Gregg
'Signature' by Ann Hampton Callaway. – Rick
'Everybody Loves a Muscle Boi' by Super 8 Cum Shot. – graysong
'0304' by Jewel – Don
'Pop Pop' by Ricki Lee Jones. – Jennifer
BEST GLAM REVIVAL BAND OF THE WEEK
The Darkness – Kirk
FANTASY FUCK OF THE WEEK
Val Kilmer. – Sukie
The humpy muscle bear barback at Chicago Eagle. – graysong
Mico, dancer at Madrigal's. – Don
Johnny Knoxville. – Kirk
HEADLINE OF THE WEEK
"Kentucky boy finds two-headed snake." – Sukie
"US Bishop: Sex Abuse Study May Be 'Startling.' " – Rick
"Ratchet and Clank to be released November 15." – Don
"Chances Now One in Eight That You Have a Spooky Double." – graysong
"Zoo to turn animal droppings into energy." – Andrew
"Erectus Ahoy (a story in Science News about the nautical abilities of Stone Age people)." – Jennifer
MARSUPIAL OF THE WEEK
The Southern Hairy Nose Wombat – graysong