How long will this Britney Marriage last?
As long as her publicist needs it to last — Dan
Until she finds out I slept with him — Peter
55 days — Lisa
As long as the stars in the sky! — Kirk
You mean it hasn't ended yet? — Dave
When Esther gets tired of kabbalah she should check out
Being a Southern Baptist — Andrew
Atheism. It's cheaper. — Peter
Puppetry — Dan
Buddhism — Lisa
EST — Kirk
The Log Cabin Republicans — Dave
Biggest Hype
Anything involving Usher — Andrew
Iraq war — Dan
Gary Shandling's overbotoxed forehead — Peter
Britney — Lisa
50 Cent — Kirk
The comet Kohoutek — Dave
Best Album Ever
Off the Wall, Michael Jackson — Andrew
Hello Dolly ( Original Broadway cast ) — Dan
Rapture, Anita Baker — Peter
The Beatles 1967-1970 — Lisa
Sign o' the Times, Prince — Kirk
Purple Rain, Prince and the Revolution — Dave
Worst Thing i've ever had in my mouth
Okra — Andrew
A broken tooth — Dan
A shot of everclear — Peter
Nicotine — Lisa
A cockroach that fell from a heating vent into my water glass at a restaurant — Dave
Best Thing i've ever had in my mouth
My mom's cheesecake — Andrew
Prayer — Dan
Robin — Lisa
He was HUNGarian — Peter
Ask me tomorrow — Kirk
A cock. And pizza. Not at the same time, of course. — Dave
Best Thing i've never had in my mouth
I'm not answering that!!! — Andrew
Jimmy Baio — Creaoke
Roman Sebrle — Peter
Nicole — Lisa
Ashton Kutcher — Kirk
Brad Paisley's cock — Dave
SHAMELESS PLUG
Screamin' Rachael at Green Dolphin on Sept. 30 — Andrew
Cartoon class with Dan Crowley starts October 13!!! Call ( 773 ) 761-4477 — Dan
Visit mavriksound.com! — Peter
My big three-oh at Charmers 10/29 — Kirk
Hey Mr. Paisley, any time that you're ready... :-O<==8 — Dave