Boy Babe of the Week
Ephram from Everwood (he gives ME everwood) – DJ Peter Mavrik
I still want Justin Timberlake – Johnny Dangerous
Kirk and his new 'do and glasses – Kathleen
Chris, you know who you are – Creaoke
Scott at TouchĂ© – Sukie
Best TV Show of the Week
'The View' - it's all about Star's hair – DJ Peter Mavrik
"Cheaters" – Johnny Dangerous
TV ?!?!?!!? Are you fucking crazy? I work 7 nights each week!!!! – Creaoke
'Simple Life' of course! – Kathleen
Best Local Stripper
Cris at Madrigals...*rise* – DJ Peter Mavrik
I haven't encountered any yet. – Johnny Dangerous
Maaco $99.95 – Creaoke
Where did Cameron go? – Kathleen
Best Hooters of the Week
660 N. Wells 'cause their wings are
delish! – DJ Peter Mavrik
Karen, "Will & Grace" – Johnny Dangerous
Britney Spears. Are they DDs this week? – Creaoke
Best Ice Cream Flavor
Anything above 35% saturated fat – DJ Peter Mavrik
Whatever my man licks from my crack – Johnny Dangerous
I'm wearing Pistachio cream, wanna lick? – Creaoke
Creaoke flavor sounds good to me – Sukie
Ben and Jerry's Cherries Garcia Pops – graysong
Worst Song to Hear at Karaoke
Summer Lovin' from Grease – DJ Peter Mavrik
Maria Scarey's Hero – Johnny Dangerous
Don't fuck with me bitch!!! – Creaoke
I Will Always Love You –Kathleen
MacArthur Park – graysong
Nelly Queen of the Week
In case you haven't heard by now, it's me – Creaoke