Pop Idol and perpetual Mafia punching bag Britney Spears recently offered up a jeweled bra up for auction on ebay. It was delisted–twice. What other items did britney put up that weren't acceptable for sale in the world's largest marketplace?
Peter
5. The entire stock of her stank perfume.
4. Her nursing pads.
3. That Catholic school girl outfit.
2. Her first set of falsies.
1. A blue dress with Justin's DNA all over it.
Andrew
5. 'Oops, I Did It Again' thong.
4. Lip-syncing for Dummies book ( picked up by Ashlee Simpson ) .
3. Kevin's wife-beaters.
2. The right to manage little sis Jamie Lynn.
1. Her dignity.
Pubert
5. Chair she sat on from the 'Stronger' video.
4. A cupcake that her perfume Fantasy is said to be created from.
3. Original footage from her reality show.
2. Her baby's first dirty diaper.
1. Snake skin from the snake she wore at the MTV awards!
Creaoke
5. Kevin Federline's first child support payment stub to Char Jackson.
4. Madonna's salvia captured in a kiss.
3. One slightly sweaty, slightly stained thong.
2. Jamie Lynn Spears' young soul.
1. Creagh's sperm spit from her pretty li'l mouth.
Lisa
5. The thong she was wearing when her water broke.
4. Her one and only report card where she got a passing grade.
3. The blood soaked sheets after her first time with Justin Timberlake.
2. The umbilical cord.
1. The first used diaper.
graysong
5. The right to direct her and Corey Haim in Crossroads 2.
4. 20 gently used tampons ( dutch auction ) .
3. The right to father her next child.
2. Some 'samples' she's been saving in the freezer from Justin. If you know what I mean.
1. Her baby. ( 'Oh my gawd. All it does is eat poop and cry! Who knew. I'm so outta here.' )