The new tv season is only a few weeks old and you're probably already thinking 'I could come up with better stuff than this crap!' This week We asked the mafiosi: What are your top 5 unproduced tv shows?
5. Grody to the Max, FOX
Contestants live in an 80s-style house and all have to sport leg warmers, shoulder pads and Jheri curls.
4. The Amazing Discount Race, CBS
Teams run around a Wal-Mart, following clues along the way.
3. So You Wanna Be a Ho?, FOX
People compete to see how many others they can pick up in a bathhouse.
2. The Simple Life: Prison, FOX
Paris and Nicole join Li'l Kim in jail and find out the real meaning of 'magic stick.'
1. Survivor: Windy City Times Office, CLTV
5. My So Called Hag, Logo
A show about gay teens and their fag hags.
4. Two Tons o' Fun, Lifetime
A pair of rotund lesbian bikers tour the country in search of the perfect meal.
3. The Beef and Chicken Comedy Hour, QTV
A twink and a bear pair up to produce one of the best comedy shows of the season!
2. Peter, Paul, and Mary, Bravo
Two men and a drag queen share a one bedroom apartment in the Bronx. The bathroom antics are hysterical!
1. The Chutzpah Sisters, Oxygen
Two black orthodox Jewish lesbian lovers take on the world. Mazel Tov!
5. So You Want to be a Porn Star?, FOX
An Idol-like competition with Porn Star games
4. The Apprentice: Paris Hilton, NBC
Reality show following a competition to be Miss Hilton's assistant.
3. Best in Celebrity Dog Show, Animal Planet
celebs' dogs compete for charity and free milk bones.
2. I Got You Babe!, WB
New version of Kept. Win a date with Cher.
1. Survivor: L.A., CBS
12 strangers are dropped off with no money or supplies and have to live on the beach, with competitions to become famous. The winner gets their own sitcom!
5. My Big Fat Obnoxious Gynecologist, FOX
Women deceive their loved ones by getting in the stirrups for Artie Lange. Hijinks ensue.
4. Survivor: Deep South, CBS
16 hairdressing homos fend for themselves in the backyard of a Mississippi KKK meeting hall. Hijinks ensue.
3. The Real World: Salt Lake City, MTV
7 beautiful morons ( not Mormons ) search for meaningless sex and beer with over .02% alcohol. Hijinks ensue.
2. Poseur Hunt, BET
Each week, a white suburban kid with a 'blackcent' is dispatched into Compton and summarily ( and justifiably ) murdered for his gold jewelry. Hijinks ensue.
1. Trading Pubes, TLC
Grinning couples swap spouses and make nifty topiaries from their new partner's crotch bushes. Hijinks ensue