What are the top 5 secrets not revealed by white house windbag karl rove?
5. Who the gay republicans in office are
4. bin Laden's location
3. Dick Cheney's location
2. Cheney and bin Laden are hiding in the same cave
1. He loves to sing at CREAOKE ( especially underwear night )
5. Dick Cheney wears women's panties.
4. How to get abs of steel in 14 days.
3. Jenna Bush is the architect of the new energy policy
2. Karl Rove is the love child of Barbara Bush and Ted Kennedy
1. Supreme Court nominee John Roberts loves Showtunes night at Badlands.
5. Laura Bush is the one running the country
4. Karl craves a 'run-in' with George Stephanopoulos in a men's room
3. W doesn't know what he's doing ( Apparently, it's a secret to other Republicans. )
2. Karl wants to be in a Chi Chi LaRue movie
1. Bush has shown Condi his weapon of mass destruction, if you know what I mean
5. Bush wears a man-girdle
4. The twins made two adult films... together
3. Jeb's IQ is negative
2. Condoleezza is really a white drag queen named Lola
1. He had conjugal visits with Martha when she was in the big house
5. Grandmother's recipe for peach crumble
4. The real deep throat ( nudge, nudge, wink, wink )
3. Bush actually a puppet filled with bile
2. Who got chocolate in his peanut butter
1. They're real... And they're spectacular!
5. Dick Cheney thinks Saddam Hussein is kinda hot
4. The Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, are really guys
3. Elvis lives
2. Krazee Karl R sez dat hangin' wit hiz homies Ludacris an' 50 Cent iz da bomb! Word!
1. The real weapon of mass destruction is George Bush
5. Why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
4. In The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is dead!
3. Darth Vader is Luke's father
2. That hot chick in The Crying Game—a guy.
1. In the new Harry Potter book, Dumbledore dies!