Last CD Listened to
The Best of the Stylistics — Andrew
Musicology, Prince — Dan
New Order — Pubert
Lovesexy, Prince — Kirk
End of Silence, The Rollins Band — Creaoke
Swing Girls — Peter
New Day Rising, Hüsker Dü — graysong
Best Stooge
Curly, soy-tainly! — Andrew
Curly — Dan
Elvis Costello — Pubert
Curly — Kirk
Curly — Creaoke
Shemp — Peter
Ron Asheton — graysong
Favorite Disney Character
Donald Duck — Andrew
Ryan Seacrest — Dan
Evenrude from the Rescuers — Pubert
Walt Disney is Satan! — Kirk
Tron — Creaoke
Cruella DeVille — Peter
Ursula the Sea Witch, though I am a bit hot for Gaston and Clayton — graysong
Most Poetic Justice
Recently ... the Scott Peterson outcome — Andrew
I don't remember exactly, but I know it was on Judge Judy. — Dan
Janet Jackson — Pubert
I'll keep it to myself and smile — Creaoke
The pope got very ill after saying gays were evil — Peter
For Easter Dinner I had...
...some nice meat and some ham — Andrew
...chocolate — Dan
...hamburger — Pubert
...lasagna, ham, roasted veggies and ginger ale — Kirk
...Chicken Pox — Creaoke
...Easter isn't until May 1st ( I'm Greek Orthodox ) — Peter
...sushi — graysong
Headline of the Week
Dog Walks Five Miles on Hind Legs — Andrew
Bush more Impish — Dan
Racist Attacks Alarm Students — Pubert
Scientists Discover Talking Cat — Kirk
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge — Creaoke
Whitney Houston Enters Rehab Again — Peter
Children Brave Rain for White House Egg Roll — graysong
Most Disturbing Trend
Non-musicians putting out CDs — Andrew
The dumbing down of America — Dan
Striped polos — Pubert
Anything X-treme — Kirk
American boys and girls dying in foreign deserts — Creaoke
Flip-flops are back in the clubs... they must DIE! — Peter
The ever-increasing penetration of government into our formerly private lives — graysong
Dirty Little Secret
The prevalence of crystal meth — Andrew
I have underwear older than the last man I dated — Dan
Groeper is a straight girl in the closet! — Pubert
I only wear black underwear — Peter
I like sex — Kirk
First, you have to promise not to tell — Creaoke
I sort of have a thing for a certain straight guy named Brad — Dave
JP II is really notorious Death Camp guard Ivan the Terrible — graysong