LAST MOVIE SEEN ( 1-5 )
Eternal Sunsine of the Spotless Mind ( 4 ) — Pubert
National Treasure ( 3 ) — Jim
Dummy ( 3 ) — Jim
Animal Factory ( 2.5 ) — Andrew
Crash ( 5 ) — Doug
Alone in the Dark ( 2 ) — graysong
LIE OF THE WEEK
Some people will do anything to win Survivor! — Pubert
It's my fault. — Jim
When I said 'I didn't mean to turn you on.' — Andrew
Britney's reality show premiere was awesome. — Doug
'This war came to us, not the other way around' More shit from the sewer Condi Rice calls a mouth. — graysong
LAST CD LISTENED TO
PJ Harvey, Is This Desire? — Kirk
Garbage, Bleed Like Me — Pubert
Pure 80's — Andrew
Andy Caldwell promo CD for Om Records — Doug
Rodney Crowell, The Houston Kid
— graysong
BEST BRUNCH
Cold pizza — Kirk
House of Blues — Pubert
The Drake — Jim
House of Blues Gospel Brunch — Andrew
Stella's Diner on Broadway and Barry
— Doug
I always waddle away from Reza's Brunch — graysong
MOST TIRED CATCH PHRASE
'That's hot.' — Kirk
'Whatever.' — Pubert
'It is what it is.' — Jim
'That's hot!' ( It's definitely not. )
— Andrew
'Right right right.' — Doug
'Seacrest out.' — graysong
BIGGEST WASTE OF TALENT
Ryan Seacrest. Oh, the great films he could make. — Kirk
Britney does a reality show? — Pubert
Jane Fonda — Jim
Nicole Kidman in her last few movies.
— Andrew
Kylie Minogue — Doug
Mariah Carey... oh wait, I thought you said 'waste of human flesh.' — graysong
FRACTURED PROVERB:
"A BIRD IN THE HAND..."
...gathers no stone unturned. — Kirk
...listens to Bush! — Pubert
...is blocking the penis. — Jim
...beats being in the bush. — Andrew
...is better than my bird in a bush.
— Doug
...is really easy to crush. —graysong