Picks o' the Week
Best Green Thing
Warm grass — Andrew
Kermit the Frog — Dan, Creaoke
Green Apple Jolly Ranchers — Peter
Shamrock Shake — Kirk
Money — Dave
Broccoli — Pubert
Worst Green Thing
Brussels sprouts — Andrew
Envy — Dan, Peter
Gonorrhea — Kirk
That infection — Creaoke
That little patch of skin right by my... — Dave
Green beans — Pubert
Besides Green, It's Also Not Easy Being...
a writer. — Andrew
a self-employed artist. — Dan
puce. — Peter
a local celebrity. Boo hoo. — Kirk
just Creagh. — Creaoke
a festering bag of rancid crap, and there I go talking about Dick Cheney again. — Dave
Gay — Pubert
Coolest Thing to Do with a Tater
Eat it with a steak — Andrew
Potato guns! — Dan
Fry it in horse fat...YUM! — Peter
I'm sure I have not yet discovered the answer to this one. — Kirk
Launch it from a potato cannon — Creaoke
You can do THAT with a tater?! — Dave
Mash IT — Pubert
Best Thing to Come Out of Ireland
Colin Farrell — Andrew
Irish humor — Dan
Cillian Murphy ( from 28 Days Later ) — Peter
Shamrock Shake ( that's Irish, isn't it? ) — Kirk
Cute little red heads with green eyes — Creaoke
Oscar Fingal O'Whatasnippyqueen Wills Wilde — Dave
The Pogues — Pubert
Worst Thing to Come Out of Ireland
Leprechauns ( only because of those movies ) — Andrew
News of the constant fighting — Dan
Colcannon — Peter
A laundry list of Irish ex-boyfriends — Kirk
Colin Farrell — Creaoke
Leprechaun porn — Dave
The Proclaimers — Pubert
Best St. Patty's Day Tradition
Kissing — Andrew
Green everywhere — Dan
The Parade — Peter
Drinkin' — Kirk
Dinner with my family — Creaoke
Bobbing for shillelaghs — Dave
Irish Stew — Pubert
Worst St. Patty's Day Tradition
Getting drunk — Andrew
Public barfing — Dan
The vomit from the parade — Peter
Pukin' — Kirk
Puking frat boys — Creaoke
Squatting for shillelaghs — Dave
Leprechauns — Pubert
Kiss Me I'm...
Black Irish — Andrew
incredibly lonely — Dan
Irish, German, and Greek — Peter
bursting with fruity goodness — Kirk
waiting to get the kissing out of the way — Creaoke
no longer contagious — Dave
Polish — Pubert