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Knight at the Movies: The Polar Express, The Incredibles, Animal Farm DVD/Cowboys & Angels
by Richard Knight, Jr.
2004-11-10

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Pictured From The Incredibles.

Like Cher, The Polar Express wants you to Believe. Not just in love after love, but in the J.C. Superstar of Fantasyland, Santa Claus. 'I want to,' the nameless Hero Boy says at one point in The Polar Express, to which another character replies, 'But you don't want to be bamboozled.' Onscreen Hero Boy nods his head and so did I. That's how I tried NOT to feel much of the time about this big-budget kids' holiday movie. Though the movie is shot in the newly developed and justly touted Performance Capture technique, a seamless blend of human and computer ( except for trouble with the mouths and teeth of the characters ) , and draws on the haunting, authentic Chris Van Allsburg's children's book for its look and feel, the filmmakers can't seem to resist covering the usual, movie cliché bases.

The book arrived in 1985 and was an instant bestseller—and not just for kids ( I still treasure mine ) . The simple story is that of a nameless boy who's on the fence about his belief in Santa Claus. Just before Midnight on Christmas Eve a train filled with kids and bound for the North Pole shows up outside his door. He hops aboard and heads up north where, naturally, he meets Santa and the elves and has his innocent faith restored.

The book's 32 pages weren't enough to make a full-length feature so director and co-screenwriter Robert Zemeckis added lots of typical Hollywood formula stuff to pad it out. There are numerous, hyped-up, unnecessary Young Indiana Jones cliffhangers, an obnoxious kid for comedic effect, and both a cloying but OK pop/holiday tune filled with lots of preachy uplift and an execrable, up-tempo holiday rock tune performed by an elfin version of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. There is also a movie score by Alan Silvestri that's a bad pastiche of John Williams and Danny Elfman.

Good additions to the story begin to happen as the train arrives in Elf central and Hero Boy and his two compatriots are lost in the toy-making factory amidst a bunch of New Yawk-Joe Pesci-type Elves. The Diva-like arrival of Santa in the town square with the elves anticipating his appearance by singing an eerie, accapella verse of 'Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town' is very canny—an entrance worthy of Cher-Bette-Madonna-Elvis. There is also an amazing, early sequence on the train where a golden ticket flies out the window and, carried on the wind, floats through the icy forests that is magical. It's these moments of magic and whimsy that had me finally believing in the film. Zemeckis and company also had the good sense to retain the book's sweet ending—a charming variation on the 'if you believe in fairies clap your hand' idea of 'Peter Pan.'

Tom Hanks, voicing six roles ( and seen as the train's conductor ) , doesn't have the voice pyrotechnics of Hank Azaria or Harry Shearer from The Simpsons and the film's stock characterizations might have been greatly improved with the addition of other voice talents. One of those who does make a brief, funny impression, is the late, gay actor Michael Jeter, in his last role as the train's engineers, Smokey and Steamer.

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The Pixar-Disney digital animation follow-up to its gigantic success Finding Nemo, is the retro super hero send-up, The Incredibles. Unlike The Polar Express, it has an embarrassment of actors who voice the eccentric characters with obvious relish.

Craig T. Nelson and Holly Hunter play Bob and Helen Parr, formerly known as Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl in years past when super heroes were all the rage. Now, after falling out of favor with the public and plagued with lawsuits, they've married and had two kids, who also have hidden super powers. Before long, of course, they're all called into action as it's time to save the world once again.

Apparently, a lot of people really, really are still nostalgic for the James Bond-Our Man Flint-Matt Helm spy pictures from the 1960s because The Incredibles is yet another parody of them in the Austin Powers mode, right down to the mystery island, the Dr. No type villain and the beautiful but treacherous vixen with an accent. I don't know how the pint-sized kids are going to respond to this witty, visually hilarious retro masterpiece but this adult-sized kid was dazzled by everything in it. Besides, where else are you going to find a movie so true in its homage to its sources that it includes a character based on Hollywood's costume designer emeritus Edith Head?

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For fans of old-fashioned cell animation, 1954's Animal Farm has just been released on DVD. This is the slightly reworked version of the sad, mean-spirited fable from George Orwell that used to be required reading for all eighth-grade students. The scratchy, quaint animation with the purposefully dark colors has been left intact and the feature comes accompanied by a nice documentary that reminds us that the movie was secretly financed by the CIA as a subtle anti-Communist tool during the Cold War. If only animated propaganda were all that they were up to these days! www.homevision.com

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If you missed the coming-of-age Cowboys & Angels at the Gay & Lesbian Film Fest, it's opening this Friday at the Century. It's the story of timid, inexperienced Shane ( Michael Legge, a freckled-faced twin to Elijah Wood ) , a Civil Servant in Ireland who secretly wants to be an artist. He moves into a flat with the flamboyant, openly gay fashion student Vincent ( Allen Leech ) and envies him both his determined pursuit of his dreams and his beautiful best friend, Gemma ( Amy Shiels ) .

This is basically a drawn out, fictionalized Irish, comedic episode of 'Queer Eye' with lots of dramatic subplots thrown in ( Shane gets involved with drug dealers, Gemma may or may not be lesbian ) . It made perfect sense to me that all the straight characters were confused, depressed or evil while the gay, level-headed Vincent kept hard at work on his fashions ( obviously inspired by Adam Ant and the 1980s ) and offered telling advice on everything from how to pick up girls to what kind of lip gloss to wear. www.landmarktheatres.com


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