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The 'plot' follows Sarah Mandy ( played by Asia Argento ) , the director's daughter, who is most effective when she is snarling at her many opponents. Sarah is an art student in Rome who unwittingly opens the recently discovered urn of 'La Terza Madre,' thus unleashing her tremendous evil powers. Sarah barely escapes the fate of her colleague, who falls prey to one of Argento's most grisly murders. Aided by white witches, Sarah slowly learns that she alone has the power to destroy La Terza Madre who is holed up in the catacombs under her decaying villa, drawing hordes of eager, orgy-seeking witches and warlocks to her side. Violent crimes of all kinds and degradation increase in Rome ( the silliest scenes in the film ) —along with the witch's power—while Sarah desperately tries to piece together her own fractured past. In one memorable cat-and-mouse sequence, she is tracked at the train station by both police ( who want her for questioning in the brutal death of her colleague ) and a persistent Japanese witch, who senses her innate power and giggles in anticipation of challenging her.

In another scene, Sarah is befriended by a lesbian psychic and her lover—only to witness their excruciating, brutal deaths moments later ( after some gratuitous nudity and lovemaking, of course ) . Surprisingly, the charge of misogyny lobbed at most giallo movies doesn't apply here, as Argento is an equal opportunity agent of death—men, women, children, babies and even a nasty monkey all get offed in spectacularly gross ways. ( For the squeamish, including myself, most of the killings are telegraphed enough in advance to turn away. ) It's just as gruesome as the torture porn of Saw and Hostel, but the violence here is so audacious and so far-fetched it becomes almost comical.

Argento does offer one great suspense sequence—near the end of the film when Sarah discovers the location of the rotting villa and, having now discovered her powers, brazenly walks through the home as the camera follows her in and out of the shadows in a long tracking shot. Argento's lighting and music ( by Claudio Simonetti ) are heightened further as Sarah slowly descends to the caverns below to confront her fate. Once in the tombs, the climax of the film ups the 'ick factor' even higher but then offers a surprisingly quick and benign resolve.

Though not on a par visually or aurally with Suspiria or the earlier Bird with the Crystal Plumage, The Mother of Tears has plenty to offer both bloodthirsty audiences, style junkies,, and camp-horror enthusiasts. The movie opens Wed., July 2, exclusively at the Music Box Theatre, 3733 N. Southport; see www.musicboxtheatre.com .

I'm not exactly sure what to make of Hancock, Will Smith's latest contender for box-office prominence. The ads would have you believe that the film is a special-effects-driven action-comedy that focuses on Smith as a drunken, cranky superhero who 'hilariously' wreaks havoc every time he reluctantly steps in to fight crime, and it also focuses on the efforts of Jason Bateman as a down-on-his-luck ad man who sees a public-relations opportunity in rehabilitating Smith's public reputation. That takes up about the film's first 20 minutes, ending with Smith volunteering to serve jail time for all the public damage he's committed and laws he's broken.

But then, strangely, when Smith is called back into superhero action, the movie moves into much darker territory. It becomes clear that Smith and Bateman's wife, played by Charlize Theron, have something for each other—something pretty strong. And since we have not been prepared for a soggy love triangle between a lonely superhero and an endearing but not very successful husband over his luscious but cagey wife, its introduction and the odd twists in tone that follow throw one off balance.

The picture, not exactly a laugh riot to begin with, never finds its footing thereafter and, though a slew of top-dollar action set pieces follow, nothing reverberates. Worse, the movie never returns to its comic roots and then abruptly conks out at 90 minutes. Bateman and Theron do fine work under Peter Berg's direction but Smith is left holding the bag. Audiences have come to depend on his ability to personify flawed but heroic characters that rise to the occasion and not only take on the world, but conquer it and exult in their ability to do so. Though Smith gets to do plenty of conquering here, it's not the sort that will leave audiences feeling exhilarated or much of anything else for that matter. Hancock is a strange hybrid of a movie—a film that never congeals and is the first misstep that I can recall Smith making since he refused to kiss Eric Thal on screen in Six Degrees of Separation 15 years ago.

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