'We enjoy walking barefoot as nature intended, taking delight in feeling the many textures the world has to offer, like having tough, callused soles, and even think it's cool to get them dirty. We also hate wearing shoes and, if we had our way, would never wear them again. Shoes are unnecessary ballast. Plus, bare feet are cool and look great!'
Can't you just feel the granola?
Every once in a while we stumble upon a site that is so tasteless, and yet sincere, that we suffer a frontal lobe pull trying to wrap our brains around it. Here is one such site. Dolls of fetuses ( fetii? ) lovingly handcrafted by an anti-abortionist. Ow. Our heads hurt. Make it stop.
And if any of you buy any of these, let us know. We have a photo op for you.
Now this is how we like our tastlessness—straight up.
Lots of photos of dead famous people: autopsy photos, police photos, lying in state photos. Brought to you by the fine folks at rotten.com ( The world's most grisly website—if you ever need convincing that we're just big bags of meat, take at gander at those pages ) so you know it's good.
Gee, That's Just how I thought he felt
A picture's worth 1000 words. Witness the prez's 'one-finger victory salute.'
We're reminded of a little quote from William S. Burroughs from his piece Twilight's Last Gleamings: '...and he gives the American people the finger and says 'Fuck you! I've got mine. Every crumb for himself.''