a modest proposal
eatbabies.com
Mmmmm, babies. My favorite, a little fatty, but oh-so-tender. Thanksgiving is coming up. Turkey is so... common. The fine folks at eatbabies.com bring a myriad of festive alternative recipes to the table. How about a nice Pan-Roasted Baby Breast with Morel, Potato, and Baby Appendage? Or maybe just a nice, simple Steamed Baby. Oh, and make sure you consult with a sommelier to get the right wine. The flavor of baby is very delicate, you wouldn't want to overpower it.
chasing Osama
www.exbyte.net/showit.php?flashid=114
Bobby Roos is an impersonator with an incredibly flexible face. His face manages to freakishly match whomever he is impersonating. This site shows us the audition tapes of Robin Willliams, Peter Falk, Richard Dreyfuss, and Robert De Niro (among others) for the title role in "Capturing Osama." That's right, Peter Falk as Osama.
The emperor's new clothes
www.fingertime.com/bushdressup.php
We haven't done any Flash toys here at WWWeird for a few weeks. Here's your opportunity to dress up Herr Bush. Outfits include: apeman, manga, king, golfer, cowboy, vampire, and clown. Yes, we know there is a huge, obvious joke there. We're ignoring it, sort of like Bush does with the economy, health care, and any other problem he can't attach an al Qaeda boogeyman to.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro.html
Yes, we know we used that title last week for showmeyourwound.com, but these pictures are just as painful to look at. Welcome to the land of Eurobad 1974, the worst European interiors of 1974. Suddenly the American 70's color palette of flame, harvest gold, and turf green doesn't look quite so hideous. Man, oh man, these pics will make your gay genes slink up and push your eyeballs out from the inside to stop the hurt.
