Talk about Rock Hard
From the web site: 'Earth Erotica celebrates the inherent beauty, creative power, and spiritual essence of sexuality as expressed in landscape... The colorful metaphors of Earth Erotica embody my lifelong commitment to convey a positive relationship between sexual enlightenment and spiritual well-being.' OK, but it's still a bunch of pictures of rocks that look like dicks, asses, boobs, and twats. Granted they are very nicely photographed pictures of rocks that look like dicks, asses, boobs, and twats
It was a dark and stormy website
The Bulwer-Lytton contest encourages writers to write bad, or badly. The contest is named for Edward George Bulwer-Lytton whose novel Paul George opens with: It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
The goal of the contest is to pen something, God help us, worse.
It's a small stall after all
Well, the website took the 'happiest potties on earth' joke, so I'm left a little high and dry. This site rates the bathrooms at Disney based on factors like cleanliness and use of space. It also has details on all the amenities available: whether toilets autoflush, how big the sinks are, etc. The one bit of data missing is whether or not a particular toilet is cruisy.
Flash Movie of the week
A slight change of pace for slot four. I usually save this spot for the obligatory Bush-bashing site, but this week the site pokes fun at Bush and Kerry. It's a little duet, soft-shoe rendition of Woody Guthrie's This Land featuring the 'liberal weiner' and the 'right-wing nut job' trading barbs. Favorite bit: Bush riding a missile like Dr. Strangelove.