It's Twue. It's Twue.
OK. It's not twue. Big-penis.com is a penis enlargment site. Instead of hawking the usual pumps, pills and medieval torture devices sold by such sites, it offers a more wholesome solution: an exercise program for your dick. It reminds me of the old joke about a bitch session between the feet and the penis. The feet complain about being stuffed into too-small shoes and walked on all day. The penis complains that he's stuffed into some warm, stinky cave and made to do push-ups until he pukes. Site bonus (bone-us?): a Flash cartoon featuring a very professorial penis.
Play with your Prostate
As part of the never-ending quest to make education palatable, The Prostate Cancer Society has created this game. (Sadly, I rarely get to use the words palatable and prostate in the same sentence. Pity. Palatable prostate has such nice alliteration. It sort of rolls off the tongue doesn't it?) Help Sammy Sperm get aroused by collecting stimulation while avoiding beer, video games and TV. Then help him recruit his buddies at the Twin Planet Testes and head off through the Vas Deferens Worm Tunnels on your way to Planet Seminal Vesicle and, ultimately, Planet Prostate.
You gotta love a guy who specializes, especially when he shares that obsession, er specialized knowledge, with us all. This is the home of the largest collection of airline spoons on the Internet. I suspect it may be the only collection of airline spoons on the Internet, but at the moment I'm too lazy to check. The site thoughtfully is in both German and English, which spared us the delightful torture of dealing with a google translation. Check it out. It's spoon-tastic.
Cripes, Yet another fetish site
Cast fetish now before you Sunday Sidetrack Showtunes Queens get all in a tither, this site has nothing to do with whether Mandy Patinkin is hot or not. (Although the theater expression break a leg is apropos.) It's about that other kind of cast. You know the kind you put on, say, a broken leg or arm? The site features photos of nubile (but not particularly mobile, leg casts seem to very big) young women gazing into the camera in a vunerable, yet sexy, manner. As fetishes go, we file this one under Creepy. It has a whole Boxing Helena-vibe that's more than just a weeeee bit disconcerting.