there's Nothing quite like good old fashioned extortion
Meet Bernd. He's cute. He's cuddly. And if his owner doesn't get 1,000,000 Euros by December 31, 2004, he's dinner. This is a refreshing twist on the old Lucky the Cat animal-in-distress idea. The owner pledges that if he will donate 80% of the proceeds to charity and keep 20%. He also swears that if the goal is reached, not only will Bernd be spared, but he will be sent off to stud at a bunny breeding farm. The whole thing has caused a bit of a stink in Europe, but over 41,000 Euros (almost $51,000) have been raised.
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Oooo. Glow-y. Presenting Jonny Glow, little strips you stick in your toilet bowl so you can, umm, aim with the lights out. A 15 minute charge in normal light provides 10 hours of of glow-in-the-dark goodness. You've got to love a product whose website features news clippings from Spin, USA Today, Entertainment Weekly, and—hold on, this is a biggie—The Weekly World News. Highly recommended for apartment dwellers. When you move out, you'll have the next tenants going 'What the hell? Marge, come look at this!'
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Why Don't they just turn up the AC?
Under-endowed in the nipplage category? No desire to spend time with a snake bite kit or a pump to inflate what nature gave you? Bodyperks to the rescue! OK, so they are designed to be stuffed in a woman's bra, but I bet with a little spirit gum or superglue* you could make them work under a muscle T.
* This is a joke. Nightspots magazine does not endorse the use of cyanoacrylate (aka superglue) to affix anything to any body part. Sheesh! The things you have to write disclaimers for these days!