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www.noaa.gov
OK, granted the NOAA website is no Bunny Oolong, but it's undeniably cool. It is chock full of hurricaney-goodness like loads of high resolution satellite photos of storms, storm path predictions, and hurricane advisories—all straight from the folks who actually issue them. In addition there is in-depth analysis of the effects of Atlantic storms. Want to know which storm caused the most damage? Which was the strongest? The most deadly? It's all here. Weather.com? For pussies. This is where the big-boy weather junkies play.
Holy Crap! I can't wait to see what shows up here
holycrap.com
Often I type in a phrase to see where it will take me. Most of the time it's nowhere: Server Not Found. Sometimes it's funny: letmypeoplego.com is a Jewish singles dating site. Then there is the tantalizing middle ground: a registered domain with an empty site. Such is the case with holycrap.com . What are their plans? A site highlighting the latest inane mutterings from fundies and the Vatican? A site selling those figures of Jesus playing sports? There's so much that could be done with holycrap.com, I get all tingly thinking about it. I just hope it won't be another fuckin' blog.
Take that big lego. Stroke it. Yeah like that. Ooooh, shit baby!
drew.corrupt.net/lp
Once again I present proof that the Internet is the last safe haven for the puerile (thank God). Voila! 'Block figures' engaged in, ummm, activities. I'm reminded of the time my brother and I did something similar with stuffed animals and sent the film (You remember film, don't you?) off to be developed. My father picked up the pictures and was tipped off as to the contents by the processor (Bastard!). Daddy was not amused. If only we'd had digital cameras and the Internet, we'd have been young auteurs instead of just damn perverts.
Like a (technical) Virgin
www.technicalvirgin.com
This Public Service site helps young girls avoid the perils of teen pregnancy by encouraging them to explore the alternatives to intercourse: oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation, putting on hot girl-on-girl shows for the guys, etc. In other words, everything but. I was very happy to see that at 40 years of age I still qualify as a technical virgin. I felt all pure and Mary-like (Virgin not Magdalene.) Like all good websites, it has a store, but in our community running around with TV emblazoned on your chest in huge letters might send a wrong message.