I wonder if I should submit my 2AM Pics?
Crap pictures. This is an area I'm pretty adept at. If you doubt it, see the drunken photos from the ILGRA Fahootched bar crawl gracing the center spread this week. It's nice to know that there is a home for my 'art' beyond the pages of Nightspots. The discouraging thing is I didn't know I had so much competition. And some of them are really bad... er... good?
You can ring my bell
'It's the cymbal's evil third cousin. It's the dark ring that pounds in the back of your brain and lets you know, it's time to rock. The cowbell is an instrument that can't be overused. It should never be underused.'
The Cowbell Project is devoted to the most important of the percussion instruments, the cowbell. Make sure you check out the audio clips demonstrating how songs like Careless Whisper, Time in a Bottle, and Uncle Albert can all benefit by proper use of the bell.
Make sure you sleep face up
Our economic downturn has hit everyone hard, even the fairies. Unable to make ends meet by collecting just teeth, they have branched out to stools—and not the wooden four-legged kind. All you have to do to help is schedule a pick-up and place your stool under your pillow when you go to bed. The stool fairy will come in the night, spirit your stool away and leave you with one of the following fabulous prizes: frequent flyer miles, consumer electronics, fiber supplements, ice cream, or the complete Charles in Charge DVD set!
Hung like a Pony
Welcome to the world of pony play. Here at The Other Pony Club you can release your inner pony (mine's a Shetland). Make sure you read down to the sections on Pony Guidance and Pony Etiquette. I found the following bit of advice very helpful: 'If anyone else takes advantage; gropers, fondlers, etc. do as a real pony would. Lash out with your feet, rear-up, neigh and make a fuss...' I'll have to try that sometime at The Eagle.