Criminy. It IS the single most useful thing ever invented
www.ducttapefashion.com
Wallets! Hats! Belts! Caps! Purses! Bracelets! Folders! Backpacks!
All made from the wonder material of the 20th Century: duct tape.
Duct tape—It's not just for fixing taillights anymore.
TIME TO BRING THEM ALL OUT OF THE CLOSET
www.realchange.org
The Skeleton Closet dishes the dirt. It tells dirty secrets on all the candidates for president. Well, it skips the Libertarians and the Socialists, but who really gives a crap about what them anyway? Charges are backed up with documentation of sources, so you can judge for yourself how reliable the information is. I wonder if James McGreevey will get his own section.
America's Finest News Source
www.theonion.com
Current headlines sample:
U.S. Military Clears A-Team Of Charges,
Area Seventh-Grader Now A Woman,
Bargoer Starts To Hit Stride After Hitting On Fifth Girl,
Text Message a Bit Curt,
Yo Yo Ma Injured During Practice,
Al Qaeda Chatter Deteriorates into Gossip.
America's Second Finest News Source
www.weeklyworldnews.com
Current headlines sample:
BIBLE BLOOPERS!
ALIENS CLAIM JACKO IS THEIR SON,
RIVER OF BEER DISCOVERED IN GERMANY,
AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS,
CLINTON SETS SIGHTS ON THE OLSEN TWINS-FRIENDS CLAIM,
NATIONAL HATE DAY.