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I've already said too much. Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best.
And you Thought the Rabbit-foot Rabbit was Unlucky
The little bags are called lucky pouches or lucky bags in Australia. I'm not sure why. Made from kangaroo scrotums, they certainly didn't bring too much luck to their former owners. You get a choice of sizes and textures. The smaller, 'playable' ones come from young kangaroos; the wrinkled, tougher ones from older 'roos. Buy one for that guy or gal with everything. Bet they don't have one of these.
From 'roo sacs to horseballs
Well, at least this site won't make the male readers cringe. Horseballs.com sells horse balls... that is, balls for horses... to play with. Apparently horses get bored and need toys too. And all this time we thought polo was just for the rich white guys. Choose from the Eggbutt, Stallball, Pasture Pal, and Hop-A-Long Harrison models.
[tap tap tap] Is this thing on? anybody up there?
From the website: 'How many times have we heard it said, 'Oh, Lord, give me a sign!' ...We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here.' The folks at yo-god.com have just the solution: the Yo-God God Detector. Now, to convey a message to you, He need merely flip the needle to No or Yes. Surely that's not too much trouble for an omnipotent, omnicient, omnipresent being, is it? For chrissakes, how much simpler can it be? Why doesn't the damn needle move!