Damnit! They're all annoying
It just seems appropriate in this election year to start off this Annoying Celebrity Edition of World Wide Weird with a place you can go and exercise your constitutionally protected right to vote. Voila! Amiannoyingornot.com allows you to pass judgment over a wide variety of 'celebrities.' You may also make a case for the annoyingness of other famous people. The only downside: for the most part you can't pick who to vote on. Who you vote on is randomly selected.
Websites that talk are always a bad sign...
'Hi! It's David Hasselhoff. Welcome to my website. Stayed tuned for news, views, and reviews!' The words made the hair on the back of my neck stand up—and it stood up often. Every trip through the home page triggered them again. (Sheesh! Haven't these guys heard of cookies?) I hear the site is very popular in Germany. You can test your endurance by trying to make it through the video of More Than Words. Go ahead. I double-dog dare you.
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...Especially when they won't shut up
Hey Lambs! I could do a whole column on what the web site of what may be the most annoying, self-absorbed celebrity of them all. Mariah (pronunciation guide: it ryhmes with pariah) Carey. Learn waaay more about Mariah than you ever wanted. Find out what kind of Lamb (Mariah fan) you are! Listen to personal messages from Mariah! There's even a Mariah Mafia section of sorts. (Her fave candy is watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Her fave flower is
champagne-colored roses.) Ugh. I need a shower.
Behold. the face of evil
Here is proof positive that being a celebrity doesn't mean that you're necessarily interesting. This site is dull, dull, dull. You can learn to cook like Kathie Lee, and admittedly, the Chat section holds some potential for the daring. But, hey! Where are the nude pictures of Cody? The sizzling descriptions of how hot Frank is in bed? Hell, I'd settle for a snippy comment about Regis. Noooo. We get Bible verses, and gushing praise from Kathie-fans. Jeez, and I just got all the Mariah-goo off. Back to the showers.