Holiday Shopping Guide
Everybody needs a little monkey...
www.mcphee.com/
Outfitters of Popular Culture since 1980. Think Uncle Fun on steroids. Where else would you go to get your Angel Mucous, monkeys with fezzes, and librarian action figures? Personal favorite: the Affirmation Ball. It's a magic eight ball loaded with phrases like 'Your breath is minty fresh!'
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Some gifts really suck...
www.leechesusa.com/LEECHESUSA/
Here you can order medical leeches and all the supplies needed to maintain them, including Hirudo slats and leech 'mobile homes.' The site also has handy information on leech application, care and storage. There is even a handy section on post bite care. The next time you're ready for a good old-fashioned bloodletting, be sure to check here first.
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What a load...
www.bullrunelk.com/semen.htm
Your one stop shopping destination for elk semen is currently running a sale! Buy ten straws from either elk stud (Ludwig or Winkle) and GET THREE FREE! Ludwig's semen will set you back $250 a straw, but Winkle's seed is a steal at only $150 a straw. I'm sure supplies are limited, so get your order in!
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