This Week: Why aren't you at home, naked and fondling yourself?
'You know, it's funny you should ask that because I was just
wondering the same thing.' – Ray
'I'd rather be at home naked and fondling you. (That's not going to happen).' – Elizabeth
'The reason I came out tonight was so that I wouldn't have to stay home naked and fondling myself. I'm bored with fondling myself. I'm trying to get someone else to do it for me.' – Shawn
'What a stupid fucking question. Is this really what gay people want to read about? (Are you having a bad day?) No, I'm not. (So you're always like this, right?) Pretty much. (Do you have a lover?) No, I don't. (Can't I say I'm not surprised … )' – Anon. Woman.
'I did that before I came out.' – Cheri
'Is this for real? (No, this whole thing is a reproduction). Oh I see. (No you don't). What was the
question again?' – Dick
'Is this for Nightspots? (Yes it is). Isn't that a gay magazine? (Not really, no, it's whatever we feel like making it that week. Answer the question: Why aren't you at home, naked and fondling yourself?) Umm … because my three cats watch me and laugh.' – Heather
'My parents are at home and they're Muslim.' – Hadi