This Week: If you could get a head transplant, whose head would you choose?
'Marilyn Monroe. (But she's dead and I don't think she's looking too good these days). I'm talking about when she was alive. (But she was a white girl). And your point is? (Well, you're a Black guy, and you want a white girl's head … ). Michael Jackson is a Black guy with a white girl's head.' – TJ
'I would have Cher's head. (Which incarnation of Cher are you talking about?) Anytime in her life Cher.' - Cindy
'Do you get the brain with it? (Sure, why not). I'll take Einstein. (But he looked like crap). I never thought of that, I was thinking brain and not face.' – D.R.
'I want two heads. (Why do you want two heads?) Because two heads are better than one.' – Carolyn
'Pamela Anderson. That's easy.' - Maria
'Donny Osmond. (Donny Osmond!!!) Yeah, what's wrong with Donny Osmond?' – Peter
'Michael Jackson … (Stop!! Enough!! His name is now banned from this column).' — Kurt
'I'd swap my head for your head. (Oh you poor sad little bitch).' – Jesse