Baaaa Ram Ewe
For the truly morbidly curious among you the Australian Museum presents Death Online. This site looks at every facet of death. There is particular attention paid to burial information (including safety coffins for those of you who fear being buried alive), but of course we here at WWWeird homed right in on the section featuring photos demonstrating the decomposition of a li'l pink (initially) piggy. Not sure if it is Babe or Wilbur, but it sure is dead.
Insert clever epitath here
When you're too lazy to do the work in Photoshop yourself, you can turn to the Tombstone Generator. Originally we were going to do a GW Bush headstone for the illustration, but then we thought better of it. It's been a lovely week, and a visit from a cranky, humorless Secret Service agent would totally suck the wind out of it.
Put a good Face on it
They have some pretty good pumpkins at extremepumpkins.com but they need a little help naming them. The puking pumpkin should be called the Linda Blair. The gunshot pumpkin is the Kurt Cobain. The flaming headed one pictured to the left is the Michael Jackson. Of course, the incredibly disturbing drowning-in-a-bag pumpkin would have to be the Natalie Wood.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ugh. The name says it all. Pics of the aftermath of nasty little mishaps along with write-ups of how they happened from the victims. Shades of rotten.com, except these folk all lived to tell.
Pardon me while I do my impersonation of the Linda Blair pumpkin.